3 Martini Mom

three kids, three loads of laundry, and a fridge full of nothing to eat.
aka the @profstonge ball and chain. I block most people who dm me.

[3 Martini Mom @3martiniMom]

@eatinerni so yum!

[3 Martini Mom @3martiniMom]

F* daylight savings

[3 Martini Mom @3martiniMom]

@MekanduhV @profstonge atm, I’m going through my old PS2 and PS3 library. Feeling retro. I’m also going to diablo for stress relief

[3 Martini Mom @3martiniMom]

Got excited doing taxes when I saw @profstonge had bought Baldur’s Gate.

Thought he was cool for a minute until I found out he hasn’t moved on from Solitaire.

[3 Martini Mom @3martiniMom]

@NehezSteve @profstonge yes and made Korean Galbi for dinner. He gave me chocolates and told me I could buy the loom of my choice.

[3 Martini Mom @3martiniMom]

@GrrrGraphics You forgot the taxpayer

[3 Martini Mom @3martiniMom]

My lack of posting during January is me coming down with a bad case of taxation without representation.

Not enough vodka and vermouth to take the pain away.🙄

[3 Martini Mom @3martiniMom]

If congress actually represented the people

This would be a no brainer🧐

[Rep. Mike Collins @RepMikeCollins]

No room for excuses.

Pass the SAVE Act.

[3 Martini Mom @3martiniMom]

@Ikennect We’re taught to write this way so it’s 14253

[3 Martini Mom @3martiniMom]

@Ikennect The only proper way to do it is 14253.

[3 Martini Mom @3martiniMom]

@ShamusDuJustice It must be French. Fra-Gee-Le

[3 Martini Mom @3martiniMom]

Merry Christmas Everyone!

I hope everyone got great loot boxes!

[3 Martini Mom @3martiniMom]

The kids are still sleeping…

[3 Martini Mom @3martiniMom]

@NehezSteve @profstonge So beautiful! I’m making bacon for mine.

[3 Martini Mom @3martiniMom]

@NehezSteve @profstonge Merry Christmas to you and yours! I hope you got the furbabies lots of good stuff to chew on

[3 Martini Mom @3martiniMom]

@GigaBasedDad Honestly, when he starts bragging about the size of it like a fishing story, that’s a forever kind of thing.

[Mary Talley Bowden MD @MaryBowdenMD]

Ivermectin can theoretically be purchased w/o a prescription in TX, LA, ID, TN, AR — but most pharmacists still won’t dispense it. It’s not the abortion pill. It’s not ethically controversial. If it’s safe enough in TX, it’s safe enough everywhere.

@US_FDA needs to make ivermectin OTC.

[3 Martini Mom @3martiniMom]

@Matt_Pinner Tis the season - “The Nutcracker”

[3 Martini Mom @3martiniMom]

@KurtSchlichter I suppose they won’t protest when we take our toys and go home while they dine and dash.