Auwal Ahmad Auwal

Intentionally blank.

[Auwal Ahmad Auwal @3pple__a]

kung fu is funny what do you mean "once you wear the blindfold, then you can truly see" dukan banza zaka ci a titi wlh 🤣

[GrÂnd MÆster🇳🇬 @Legend_Alee]

When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt

[Abubakar @darkqubits]

One thing you must understand as a citizen is that the govt will never meet your expectations; you'll almost always get less. If you celebrate a keke ambulance today, tomorrow their consultants will come up with a modified wheelbarrow ambulance next.

[Abubakar @darkqubits]

On this issue, I'd like to reiterate what I said in an earlier post: citizens must be irrational idealists. They must demand nothing but the absolute best. Defending whatever mediocrity the government puts forward should be the government's job, not the citizens'.

[AM Ngidda @AYNgidda]

The arrogance of the educated is worse than the ignorance of the illiterate.

[Auwal Ahmad Auwal @3pple__a]

I need to do better gsky, i should not be going 20 hours without drinking water

[Auwal Ahmad Auwal @3pple__a]

I need to do better gsky, i should not be going 20 hours without drinking water

[Ahmad Nguru. @AhmadUsman__]

I have always been at peace with not getting what I want.

[Sadiq G sadiq @sadiqGsadiq]

Let’s say some dhikr.

Subhan'Allah.

Alhamdulillah.

Allahu Akbar.

Astaghfirullah.

La ilaha illa Allah.

Subhanallahi Wa Bihamdihi.

Subhan Allahil Azeem.

Allahumma inni as'aluka al afiyah.

Rabbir hamhuma kama Rabba yani Sagheera

Allahumma Inni As'aluka Al Jannah.

Allahumma Ajirni Minan Naar.

La hawla wala quwwata illa billah.

Allahummaghfir lil muslimina wal muslimat wal mu'minina wal mu'minat wa ahya minhum wal amwaat.

Rabbi innee lima anzalta ilayya min khairin faqir.

If you reached the end, well done.
May Allah accept it.

[Auwal Ahmad Auwal @3pple__a]

They are gsky

[乙卂卄卂 @Fainoosh]

Adire as the new NYSC uniform is insane. Is APC cursed?

[ELITE @_FreshAA]

look around we are in mess , nothing is working actually. I don’t even what to talk about the issue between prince adeyemi and COS, it will make you sound stupid, somebody want to swap khaki with adire ???? make dem remove the eagle from coat of arms put amala pot !

[Auwal Ahmad Auwal @3pple__a]

😂😭

[ELITE @_FreshAA]

look around we are in mess , nothing is working actually. I don’t even what to talk about the issue between prince adeyemi and COS, it will make you sound stupid, somebody want to swap khaki with adire ???? make dem remove the eagle from coat of arms put amala pot !

[Auwal Ahmad Auwal @3pple__a]

Gsky i cant wait to see how they will sew this uniform 🤣, riga da dogon wando zaayi, ko yanzun ma da gajeren wando ne

[Sadiq G sadiq @sadiqGsadiq]

Adire Fabric to Replace Khaki as New NYSC Uniform.

NYSC parade grounds are about to turn into one massive Yoruba Owambe.

Corps members parade marching in flowing adire? It’s gonna look ridiculously cringe and funny 😭😂

[Auwal Ahmad Auwal @3pple__a]

Akwai qwari a farfajiyar nan 😂

[Made Nigga 🇦🇷 @iam_goje]

E get as babe go dey nurse you for marriage you go think say na love …Na streets just tire am.🤣😂😂😂😂

[Auwal Ahmad Auwal @3pple__a]

Abinda ya rage a koma raba amala da ganda kawai

[Sadiq G sadiq @sadiqGsadiq]

Adire Fabric to Replace Khaki as New NYSC Uniform.

NYSC parade grounds are about to turn into one massive Yoruba Owambe.

Corps members parade marching in flowing adire? It’s gonna look ridiculously cringe and funny 😭😂

[Auwal Ahmad Auwal @3pple__a]

Rashin protein dinnan fa dukan mu ne 😂

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

BREAKING: Adire Fabric To Replace Khaki As New NYSC Uniform.

~ Minister of Youth Development, Ayodele Olawande confirms

[Sadiq G sadiq @sadiqGsadiq]

Prince Adeniyi Matthew is said to have created a fictitious government agency called the Presidential Foreign Intervention Promotion Council.

He appointed himself as Director-General, secured office space at the Federal Secretariat, opened a Central Bank of Nigeria account in its name, and received an allocation of N1,302,978,784 in the 2026 budget.

He also summoned ambassadors to meetings, held strategic sessions with ministers, and represented Nigeria at international conferences.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

There’s absolutely nothing that can’t happen in Nigeria.

[ELITE @_FreshAA]

I NO DEY GO WORK TODAY , I NO DEY SUBMIT ANY REPORTTT , SAI HAR AN BIYA NI HAKKI NAAAAAAA , NAYI TAWAYEEEEEEEEEE !

[Auwal Ahmad Auwal @3pple__a]

Bakuso a koyi yin kosai ne wai 😂

[aisha(mrs)🇵🇸 @intaa_0]

This “skill acquisition” gimmick is the most disingenuous bull crap I have ever heard from the government. The reform should be in the universities, in secondary schools and overall restructuring of our educational institutions.

[Auwal Ahmad Auwal @3pple__a]

6 weeks of wahala

[Sadiq G sadiq @sadiqGsadiq]

NYSC new reforms

- Orientation now set to be six (6) weeks to train corp members on digital, leadership and entrepreneurial skills.

- Uniform to be changed.

- Now to be led by a civilian.

- Every form of parade and paramilitary orientation to be scrapped.

- Passing out Parade to be replaced by a graduation ceremony.

😂😂