Clare Chocolade

My name is Clare and I tweet about Cyber Security, particularly in relation to the care and management of security teams

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I've not seen him sweat this much since he realised that the "Barrel Roll" video was still out there @ThirdWorldCyber

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Sounds like we're reaping the benefits of the international recruitment drive @ThirdWorldCyber ? Wouldn't it just be easier to try and retain the talented staff that we *already* have though?

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@ThirdWorldCyber I'm sure that it *was* world-class in some form. However, probably not in the way that they would think... #CyberDysentery

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Well that was a super-motivating meeting @ThirdWorldCyber

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Just forwarding this one on, just in case anybody wants some inspiration...

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25 Resignation Letters Giving Everyone Inspiration To Walk Out

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That feeling when you put an illegal clause in the consultants contracts to claim rights to all code they write, then spend an evening on Github, just clicking refresh... /cc @ThirdWorldCyber

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@ThirdWorldCyber That can't be *our* boat: It's not leaking! I like the look of the new office though. Definite improvement on the UK place. Does it have working lifts? #OutsourcingLife #NoUKtesters

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Oof, Sunday already? Which reminds me... I have telephone interviews to conduct tomorrow. Which suckers do we have lined up this time @ThirdWorldCyber ?

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Sailing into the weekend like a boss

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Another new HR team member finishing up the week with some "minor" adjustments to our travel policy. Keeping up-to-date is hard, isn't it @ThirdWorldCyber

[Clare Chocolade @3rdWorldCyberHR]

It's always a joy when I get to spend time converting the bosses rhetoric into "human"

[Clare Chocolade @3rdWorldCyberHR]

Sending the newest member of the HR team to deal with another unfortunate disciplinary matter today. Fortunately our procedures are robust and fully-appropriate. cc @ThirdWorldCyber

[Clare Chocolade @3rdWorldCyberHR]

OMG @ThirdWorldCyber - did he really say that?

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Now then @ThirdWorldCyber - what's all this about a new bonus scheme? Someone told me that the boss was about to earn a new boat?

[Clare Chocolade @3rdWorldCyberHR]

Hey @ThirdWorldCyber - How'd the meeting go? Did everyone get "onboard" with your vision?

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Hey @ThirdWorldCyber - I hear the "motivational" chats are going to plan? Any chance you could re-purpose those antique Macbooks you bought for the team and use them to wedge the external doors shut? There's a draught in here and it's getting worse!

[Clare Chocolade @3rdWorldCyberHR]

@ThirdWorldCyber I've created a new motivational poster for the staff: What do you think?

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@ThirdWorldCyber It's like you read my mind, boss!

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Creating new policies for the greater good of the company!

[Clare Chocolade @3rdWorldCyberHR]

Some of the CHECK Team Leaders are starting to make waves again!