Sean McSmith

World Class Centre 2019

[Sean McSmith @ThirdWorldCyber]

So it’s been a while but saw this in the management meeting and had to share it. 2020 business strategy

[Sean McSmith @ThirdWorldCyber]

Asked our grads to write reviews this week, @3rdWorldCyberHR made sure they were on brand. #fakenews #worldclass

[Sean McSmith @ThirdWorldCyber]

You mean that meeting wasn’t world class?

[Clare Chocolade @3rdWorldCyberHR]

Well that was a super-motivating meeting @ThirdWorldCyber

[Sean McSmith @ThirdWorldCyber]

Hey @3rdWorldCyberHR as there's no consultants in the UK. We've just purchased a new office in Portugal, even comes with a boat #outsourcing #lackofstaff

[Clare Chocolade @3rdWorldCyberHR]

Another new HR team member finishing up the week with some "minor" adjustments to our travel policy. Keeping up-to-date is hard, isn't it @ThirdWorldCyber

[Sean McSmith @ThirdWorldCyber]

Just been informed by management there's no pentesters left in the uk #stumped #outsourcing #fiverr.com

[Sean McSmith @ThirdWorldCyber]

New staff motivational poster in the office, thanks to @3rdWorldCyberHR #resource #monkeyingaround #budgets

[Sean McSmith @ThirdWorldCyber]

New car for automotive testing has arrived #testingonabudget #bmw #ithaswheels

[Sean McSmith @ThirdWorldCyber]

When you have to settle for a goat and not a boat #imonaboat #notjustacar #pmoney https://t.co/ahUokDgtfT

[Sean McSmith @ThirdWorldCyber]

All about the boat life these days @3rdWorldCyberHR

[Clare Chocolade @3rdWorldCyberHR]

Now then @ThirdWorldCyber - what's all this about a new bonus scheme? Someone told me that the boss was about to earn a new boat?

[Sean McSmith @ThirdWorldCyber]

Our management team are stumped again #MondayMotivation #management101

[Sean McSmith @ThirdWorldCyber]

It doesn't require a degree to form a cult, just plenty of manipulation. #ToxicSpeech #BrainWashing #TiedInToDeath

[Clare Chocolade @3rdWorldCyberHR]

Hey @ThirdWorldCyber - I hear the "motivational" chats are going to plan? Any chance you could re-purpose those antique Macbooks you bought for the team and use them to wedge the external doors shut? There's a draught in here and it's getting worse!

[Sean McSmith @ThirdWorldCyber]

World Class Meeting https://t.co/ibLkgQyQQZ

[Sean McSmith @ThirdWorldCyber]

Thanks for adding the "Take Credit for Everything" clause to our consultants contracts @3rdWorldCyberHR #kanyevstaylor #justtakecredit

[Sean McSmith @ThirdWorldCyber]

Thanks for joining us at the Cloud & Cyber Security Expo last week! Our Sales Director set a new record for emptying the room the quickest @CSE_Global

[Clare Chocolade @3rdWorldCyberHR]

@ThirdWorldCyber I've created a new motivational poster for the staff: What do you think?

[Sean McSmith @ThirdWorldCyber]

🎶 Another one bites the dust 🎶

[Sean McSmith @ThirdWorldCyber]

Touring the world and selling the dream. #WorldClass #ThoughtLeaders

[Sean McSmith @ThirdWorldCyber]

@spookphia Come join us and you won’t have to worry we offer 100% onsite working all day every day