Improv Joke [Breaking Up]
I broke up with him. Because we didn’t see eye to eye.
~3 months later~
I’m still not on speaking terms with him. But he’s my best friend.
What?
“This is the blues. Let’s sing it together!”
😂 Impromptu Joke [Police Officer]
Police Officer: "Excuse me.
Can I talk to you for a moment?"
Passersby: "Sure. What's up?"
Police Officer: "I can't find my way back
to the police station.
Could you give me directions?"
Passersby: "I guess even police officers
get lost sometimes."
😂 Impromptu Joke [Dracula]
Dracula A: "I've developed a blood allergy.
The allergens are Type A and Type O."
Dracula B: "Oh no! Those are the blood types
that make up most of humanity!"
Dracula A: "Type B is a tough one, isn't it?
It's impossible. I can't drink
Type AB because it has Type A mixed in."
Dracula B: "That's a death sentence!
It's worse than garlic
or morning sunlight!"
Dracula A: "Actually, it's fine. Tomato juice.
It looks just like blood."
Dracula B: "Don't be so carefree!
Our Dracula identity is gone!"
Dracula A: "It doesn't cause allergies,
and it's good for your health.
You should get some lycopene, too."
Dracula B: "Is it really an allergy?
You should get a comprehensive
health checkup."
Dracula A: "But that's for humans, isn't it?"
Dracula B: "Just go get checked out anyway.
Your species doesn't matter."
Dracula A: "That means if we team up,
we can monetize it!
That's great!
We can buy lots of tomato juice!"