kwisatz haderlittlelamb

oblivion is looking pretty good from here..

[kwisatz haderlittlelamb @3rdculture]

1/ a tale of two coronavirus cities:
Mecklenburg County (home to the city of Charlotte which basically IS the county) has 8,531 cases & 143 deaths total. Hong Kong has just 1,178 confirmed cases & only 6 deaths. And before you make any kind of speculations as to why this may be..

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@RazvenHK 🔥🔥🔥

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@princebacku @copkiller1999 @RyanNice @BIRDMAN5STAR there’s no such thing as a 13 year old prostitute. the correct term is “sex trafficking victim”.

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@kjoules They will just replace us with mandarin speaking han chinese from mainland china like they did in Tibet and Xinjiang. business as usual for the ccp.

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@BRAINZAPPIEZ @Angelica_Reed1 @ThomasBeautyy the front of the tesla is what they call a “frunk” bc it’s a trunk, just at the front of the car instead of the rear. which means it’s empty.

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@PlatinumV_ @itsqail it’s usually so they can get your data and either use it for their own purposes or sell it. it’s so messed up.

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@OldChinaBland possibly a first for you bc you’re hwite? it’s happened to me endlessly for decades lmao. had a hwite ex tell me he loved living in hk bc the locals always gave him extra space & never even sat next to him on mtr “out of respect”. had to break it to him it was actually racism.🤷‍♂️

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@OldChinaBland @HistorianZhang it still exists! it’s just not at https://t.co/8VTINUTdO5 anymore.

https://t.co/lMSOXu3b2o

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@wagon_bitch @canderaid lol france has entire villages full of reenactment actors during d-day celebrations etc.

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@treehugg3erz @TowMaTe123 @PeekThruFingers @jenny2x4 that’s not it. this is gross. please educate yourself.

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@ShaanMarie @ATMwithJacy yeah let’s blame it all on the mother when the father literally excused himself from any and all parenting duties bc “it isn’t his week”. that’s probably the bigger issue here.

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gross

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@OccupyDemocrats “I wasn’t holding anything back that I cared ab- I gave them tapes!”

💀

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@caswilliamson @OldChinaBland that’s funny. i think you should shut the fuck up 🤷‍♂️

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@caswilliamson @OldChinaBland i grew up with quite a few white hongkongers who speak 100% fluent cantonese, both slang/colloquial and formal. they do exist.

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@Pastelle_Trash2 @oh_bloodynora bc this is his first shift actually bartending but he told the manager he had 2 years of experience.

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@oh_bloodynora @sharkofmainst lol never drank while i was a bartender. but i definitely knew how to make a vodka soda without googling it. i used to manage a restaurant, looks like this guy fibbed on his resume. it’s pretty common in the service industry. not sure why, it’s one of those skills you can’t fake.

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@kylecoolky @blacephaballs @childejogja it’s called interroception. adhd and autism can affect this ability in ppl. i have both and it fucking sucks sometimes. other times it’s actually quite helpful lol.

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@ClosetFurry69 @inkybarracuda lol i was really confused for a second.

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@ClosetFurry69 @inkybarracuda getting up.. to poop? or getting up to something?

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@HyperCharity @bintcrubbs gotta love those supple mints..