3ternal3ntity

[exodia . @rarestofall_]

your man asking for a threesome is him telling you he wants to have sex with other people but you can’t be mad about it so he involves you although it’s not preferred

[remx @biigrem]

job postings really be like, “do you want a dynamic workplace with constant challenges that push you to your limit?”

NO. i want a predictable salary, manageable responsibilities and to be left alone after 5pm. what are you talking about?

[𝐓 𝐋𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐲 ꨄ @TeaghanIris]

Yall don't slap the shit out these nggas. that's why they keep playing with yall.

[☥ Seth Kemite ☥ @King__Bantu]

Un blanc raciste m’a traité de ( sale singe )

Je lui ai montré cette photo, il m’a bloqué 😉

[݁˖ ❀ ⋆｡˚ @leliyuxchi]

sou pervertida demais pro tanto de sexo que eu não faço

[Raksha @caraksha103]

I don't want to work somewhere that is "like a family".

I want to work somewhere that understands that we have families.

[DRIP @dripgod4k]

please use your entire brain when speaking to me

[No Nonsense Neurodivergent @NoNonsenseND]

Job applications are just a test of how neurotypical you are

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

On Veterans Day I am reminded of the great Twitter proverb: “I rather serve crack than serve this country”

[Shy 🫶🏾 @loc_chic1228]

U can tell who's used to getting away with everything by how offended they get when somebody finally says no.

[Kash C. Sinn @KvshSinn]

If ur dick is small why are u trying to partake in big dick activities
#ActYourShaftLength

[𝐒𝐨𝐜𝐡𝐢 🪷𖤓 ☾ @sochinenyenwa_]

I rather be single forever make money and enjoy life alone than having to split bills with a man, cook and still clean for him. Fra settings

[3ternal3ntity @3ternal3ntity]

YouTube on my phone is basically unusable. Tried watching a 1hr video & there was an ad every 4-5min 🤦🏾‍♀️ I simply can’t justify paying for premium when it wasn’t that long ago the platform didn’t even have ads 💔

[BB @BBRENJI]

bitch if u boy crazy u cannot b round me no way like at all

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

I’m convinced men have always been this way, and our moms, aunts, and grandmothers were all just covering for them.

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

i don’t know why people are shocked that gen z don’t enjoy work. back in the day work was to let you buy a home, travel and set up a few nice things for yourself. would you feel the same way about work if it lead to none of the above?

[Nelson @vamonelson]

Válido reparar que assim que a pessoa tranca uma expressão raivosa a IA já reinterpreta ela como negra

[fern || ☕️ in strawpage! @featherleafern]

i hate that "vocal stimming" just means "referencing a popular meme" nowadays. where my fellow random noise makers at.

[culture @notgwendalupe]

that girl from Katseye last night