evan frost

sending u funny tweets is my love language

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

The moon looks like a dime today. 10 cent moon. It's going to fall right down into the grocery store parking lot so I can pick it up and take it home and have good luck forever and a day

[Sofi 🐦‍⬛🔻🌺 @resinthunder]

gotta wonder how the temperatures would be today had Israel not spent the past 2.5+ years trying to bomb Palestine (and now Lebanon) into oblivion

[piyi @sfs_jr]

para mi un “fuera de mame” tiene mas peso que un “te lo juro”

[camila mermet @pidoelsilencio]

cuando tengo tiempo libre y puedo leer y mirar películas y salir a caminar y dormir me siento renacer, siento que soy indestructible

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

You know planktons real fucked up cause sponge did his verse the F.U.N. song and passed the mic and plankton immediately started describing a Hiroshima situation

[Lu ♡ @UnaTalPadawan]

*Se confirma que Argentina se enfrenta con cabo verde en los dieciseisavos*

Todo el mundo:

[Yoshimitsu Cáleon @Caleon70s_]

Ese robo a Irán tuvo más intervención gringa que una refinería en Medio Oriente.

[Palmwine Papi @spicedliver]

When it comes to getting things done, you basically have three options:
1. Knowing a guy;
2. Knowing a guy who knows a guy; or
3. Being the guy.

[evan frost @3vanfr0st]

This but also with movies and books

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We need to bring back intellectual elitism. Sorry, but a virologist will always know more about vaccines than a yoga mommy blogger with a ChatGPT Plus subscription.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We need to bring back intellectual elitism. Sorry, but a virologist will always know more about vaccines than a yoga mommy blogger with a ChatGPT Plus subscription.

[Head in the Office @headintheoffice]

“13 moderate Democrats”

[kewlshrek @kewlshrek]

Subway takes has reached the point that the participants are people who don’t take the subway and that is a perfect example of how everything in this country works

[ًyeray•♡ @yerayherr]

la mejor experiencia de lectura es encontrar una frase tan buena que tengas que cerrar el libro y mirar la pared durante un minuto

[Swiftie Mexicana 🇲🇽 @LaTayMexicana]

Y antes de que termine el día un aplauso para Katia Itzel García, quien hoy se convirtió en la primera mujer mexicana en arbitrar un partido en un mundial.

Una reina 👑🇲🇽

[doué 🇫🇷🇧🇷🇯🇵🇳🇴 @tjxlamar]

that roar from the crowd when small nations score in the world cup is so beautiful to hear man

[bONGO🪻 @wariocolosseum]

welcome to hell

[evan frost @3vanfr0st]

It’s so real that my coach, Ryan Braun of @NUFBFamily, is vulnerable enough and secure enough in himself to be afraid of his own stadium. Pat Ryan’s man-made house of horrors.

[New Ryan Field @NewRyanField]

The NEW best place to watch college football in America. Every seat is premium at the game-changing New Ryan Field.

[cly @tribecalledrags]

My grandkids going to be asking me grandpa what’s that confetti in that tiny little frame there and why do you sleep with it every night

[Hollymore @Hollymore10703]

Ppl look at u crazy when you look at them on the subway like yes I wanna look at you bitch you’re part of the mosaic of life

[emmy @skrunkitup]

how it's been kinda