william 🩻

[william 🩻 @3williamdollars]

i feel like i’m gonna be calling people screenagers until i’m well into my 20s

[A.J. Perez @byajperez]

Me verifying it was a Maryland plate after I get cut off by a driver who swerved over two lanes to make an exit.

[william 🩻 @3williamdollars]

i really wish i grew up in scandinavia. i would have so much more aura

[william 🩻 @3williamdollars]

#everybodygettheirtoesout

[John Peterson @johnnypeter69]

Little late but just an update, I got a 41% on this exam and dropped the class. Had no business indulging in this treat

[william 🩻 @3williamdollars]

it must have been a pretty big deal to get a boulevard named after you

[william 🩻 @3williamdollars]

except she’d be drinking pinot noir

[william 🩻 @3williamdollars]

i think it’s funny that my mom fits into this demographic

[william 🩻 @3williamdollars]

i thought my coworker was straight but i just checked his instagram story and it kinda threw a spanner in the works

[william 🩻 @3williamdollars]

it’s always a mf named julian

[william 🩻 @3williamdollars]

4 different puddles in 3 different locations

[william 🩻 @3williamdollars]

you’re a beautiful bisexual bird. go spread your bisexual wings and fly!

[william 🩻 @3williamdollars]

so true

[no @zedonarrival]

on amtrak enjoying the fall foliage of the u.s. northeast corridor during golden hour

[william 🩻 @3williamdollars]

i just realized… what if my roommate is a foil for plot development… thank you ap lang…

[william 🩻 @3williamdollars]

netflix coming up with new and inventive ways to inconvenience me

[william 🩻 @3williamdollars]

but this time like actually

[william 🩻 @3williamdollars]

i committed a cardinal sin lmfaooo

[william 🩻 @3williamdollars]

you committed a cardinal sin lmfaooooo

[william 🩻 @3williamdollars]

they did surgery on a grape

[william 🩻 @3williamdollars]

me trying different flavor combinations of tums

[william 🩻 @3williamdollars]

chat this is NOT rizz

[william 🩻 @3williamdollars]

you committed a cardinal sin lmfaooooo