The 407

Just an Express Toll Route, trying to get by in this crazy world. Parody.

[The 407 @407etr_]

@KassyDobson ...and I return the favour once a month. It's symbiotic really.

[The 407 @407etr_]

@batasrki Sometime when we watch youtube, it slows down the PIN resets. Sorry.

[The 407 @407etr_]

@agalbraith Please excuse the skid marks. Some people just don't know when to slow down.

[The 407 @407etr_]

@Nadia_Issabella How often do you ride me? Wait--- that didn't come out right.

[The 407 @407etr_]

@LABP Math is hard.

[Virgin Radio Toronto @VirginRadioTO]

PowerHour is sponsored by @407etr. & your last hour to see @Rihanna & #F1GrandPrix in Montreal from @porterairlines @Hotel_Crystal @SickKids

[The 407 @407etr_]

@jaybler It's an adventure. Admit it--- you had fun!

[The 407 @407etr_]

@KassyDobson Nope. Built to make money. FTFY.

[The 407 @407etr_]

@407etr Part 5 of 6… The account “@407etr” is misleading to Twitter users and seeks to impersonate 407 ETR. Continued… /via @shitmydadsays

[Rob Basile @robbasile]

Great parking! Plane lands on @407etr highway in #toronto. http://twitpic.com/2vvfdp Pic by John Hanley

[The 407 @407etr_]

Have you seen what's happening on the side of my road right now? Get a room people. Maybe I should charge by the hour instead of the KM.

[The 407 @407etr_]

Why do people get mad when there's traffic? Have you seen the 401?

[The 407 @407etr_]

For those asleep at the wheel! RT@407etr Matress on 407etr middle lane near Milton. Careful drivers! /via @SharFehr

[The 407 @407etr_]

@TammyFlores I'm relieved that you changed relief to relieve. For more relief, pretend you're a tree after winter and re-leaf.

[The 407 @407etr_]

@TammyFlores @jdo87 I am quite infrastructural. You're sweet. My back hurts sometimes though-- does that make me a person?

[The 407 @407etr_]

@hwy401 My Lanes are way nicer than yours. Plus, I'm not all jammed up with cars as much as you. Jealous much?

[The 407 @407etr_]

Saw a truck today with a funny bumper-sticker. I have lot's of cameras at my on-ramps you know.

[The 407 @407etr_]

@jdo87 Toll Highways are people too.