40 Miles Out

A unique contemporary sound that is reminiscent of the 1970's and early 1980's

[40 Miles Out @40milesout]

When I was a Kid my mother (against my will ) put me in the Little Mister Bandera Contest in 1977. I won. I then went on to be a 2nd runner up in the Little Mister Texas Contest in 1977. The funny part of the story was that Mathew McConaughey also was the 1st runner up. Too cool.

[40 Miles Out @40milesout]

@Kmadhulika31Me @AmazonHelp I deleted and then re=installed the app on my phone and it fixed the issue.

[Christopher Ashman @CAshmanActor]

me: I’ll take this goth pear

cashier: that’s an avocado

[Jerry Dunleavy IV 🇺🇸 @JerryDunleavy]

Into.👏My.👏Veins.👏
https://t.co/qAIhwKlh72

[J.B. Sauceda @jaybsauceda]

Good morning to everyone except those that think Jack In The Box Tacos are good.

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

[phone call]

Me: Happy Father’s Day dad!

Dad: who is this

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

imagine dying at work & the first thing they do is clock u out

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Me: Magic 8-Ball, will I ever find true love?

Cantaloupe: Maybe if you lay off the drugs.

[40 Miles Out @40milesout]

Waiting for my precious daughter to graduate. Awesome!! #LamarUGrad19

[miso @misbahchowdhury]

crocodiles waiting for zebras to come drink water from the river

[Dan Duvall @DanDuvallComedy]

Interviewer: have you ever made, eaten or even seen a sandwich?

Dude: no

Interviewer: you're hired welcome to Subway

[ret @rad_milk]

every time taco bell comes out with a new menu creation i gently shake my head and chuckle softly "taco bell you've done it again"

[🇨🇦𖤐 Father Red McGee 𖤐 🇨🇦 @FatherRedMcgee]

TWEET OF THE YEAR CALL

Give your favourite that you wrote in 2018. Happy New Year to you all.

My favourite:

[The B. @anerdonfire2]

Wait?! There's a high road?

[Undercover Dire Wolf @UndercoverDire]

I'm fine. It's fine. It's all fine.

*quietly lights everything on fire*

[40 Miles Out @40milesout]

Gonna go back in time...