Englishman: "That your dog?"
Welshman: "Aye"
Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?'
Welshman: "Dog don't talk.”
Englishman: “Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doing all right."
Welshman: (look of shock)
Englishman: “Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman)
Dog: "Yep."
Englishman: “How's he treating you?"
Dog: "Very good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play."
Welshman: (Look of total disbelief!)
Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Welshman: "Horse don't talk.”
Englishman: "Hey horse how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!)
Englishman: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Welshman)
Horse: "Yep."
Englishman: "How's he treating you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice stable to protect me from the weather."
Welshman: (Look of total amazement!)
Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Welshman: "That sheep's a fucking liar!!”
MAGA:
The FBI lied about J6.
The FBI lied about the Hunter latop.
The FBI lied about Russia, Russia, Russia.
The FBI lied about Hillary Clinton's emails.
The FBI lied about the "kidnapping" of Michigan Gov. Whitmer.
The FBI lied about 9/11.
The FBI lied about Oklahoma City.
The FBI lied about Waco, Texas.
The FBI lied about Randy Weaver.
The FBI lied about Butler, PA.
The FBI lied about "Catholic extremism."
... but BY GOD, THEY MUST BE TELLING THE TRUTH THIS TIME! 😂🤣 WE GOT HIM!
Millionaire U.S rapper Latto can’t explain why the 45th and 47th U.S. presidents have the same parents
The jeweler offered her $2K off if she could answer the question
Millionaire U.S rapper Latto can’t explain why the 45th and 47th U.S. presidents have the same parents
The jeweler offered her $2K off if she could answer the question
I lost my sight two years ago. Mostly I'm okay with being blind. I've adapted well. I am very independent and have found new ways to "see" the world. But there's four things I miss seeing more than anything. My three children's faces. And the stars at night.