Austin

[Austin @40ozAustin]

@esaagar Relax Francis

[JW @baronlordvader]

Englishman: "That your dog?"

Welshman: "Aye"

Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?'

Welshman: "Dog don't talk.”

Englishman: “Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doing all right."

Welshman: (look of shock)

Englishman: “Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman)

Dog: "Yep."

Englishman: “How's he treating you?"

Dog: "Very good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play."

Welshman: (Look of total disbelief!)

Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Welshman: "Horse don't talk.”

Englishman: "Hey horse how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool."

Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!)

Englishman: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Welshman)

Horse: "Yep."

Englishman: "How's he treating you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice stable to protect me from the weather."

Welshman: (Look of total amazement!)

Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Welshman: "That sheep's a fucking liar!!”

[HealthRanger @HealthRanger]

MAGA:

The FBI lied about J6.
The FBI lied about the Hunter latop.
The FBI lied about Russia, Russia, Russia.
The FBI lied about Hillary Clinton's emails.
The FBI lied about the "kidnapping" of Michigan Gov. Whitmer.
The FBI lied about 9/11.
The FBI lied about Oklahoma City.
The FBI lied about Waco, Texas.
The FBI lied about Randy Weaver.
The FBI lied about Butler, PA.
The FBI lied about "Catholic extremism."

... but BY GOD, THEY MUST BE TELLING THE TRUTH THIS TIME! 😂🤣 WE GOT HIM!

[Austin @40ozAustin]

Bring the cracker back

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Cracker Barrel has updated their logo for the first time in 47 years

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

🎯

[Bayern & Germany @iMiaSanMia]

Michael Olise's pass to Harry Kane for the opener 🎯

🎥 @FCBayern

[Austin @40ozAustin]

Society idolizes retards. We're cooked.

[Unlimited L's @unlimited_ls]

Millionaire U.S rapper Latto can’t explain why the 45th and 47th U.S. presidents have the same parents

The jeweler offered her $2K off if she could answer the question

[Unlimited L's @unlimited_ls]

Millionaire U.S rapper Latto can’t explain why the 45th and 47th U.S. presidents have the same parents

The jeweler offered her $2K off if she could answer the question

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

If your fat ass was in America, serving the people you’re supposed to be representing, this wouldn’t be happening to you.

[The Sopranos Guy™ @uncle_june]

Literally nobody:

Pedro Pascal when he starts to feel anxious:

[Sondre Bjørn @SondreBjorn]

Fuck it.
Entire "Mama I'm Coming Home" from Ozzy's final set.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I lost my sight two years ago. Mostly I'm okay with being blind. I've adapted well. I am very independent and have found new ways to "see" the world. But there's four things I miss seeing more than anything. My three children's faces. And the stars at night.

[Austin @40ozAustin]

@Jonathanrsaenz1 Gotta cover all your bases, ya know?

[Austin @40ozAustin]

Angel Reese is racist

[Austin @40ozAustin]

There isn't a single white person nor a guy talking during the WNBA halftime show. Where is the representation? The sexism is real. @espn @WNBA

[Austin @40ozAustin]

@ThatEricAlper I'm Gone - Vision Arcade

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

Kanye needs to be removed but this is ok

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Woman Terrified Of White Men Leaves Africa For Minnesota https://t.co/EBrqUJM0Nr