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[minas beerith @40ozsauce]

"i like ya cut g" the doctor says before smacking my now foreskinless weiner

[Anthropic Apostle @AnthroApostle]

I am begging machine games to bring this kind of marketing back for Wolfenstein 3

[p @huskiesplswin]

republicans lose the midterms and a nazi killing game is immediately announced #Woke3

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

[Flipping a tarot card] Ahh, the Return of the Mack

[Billy Jarrett @billyjarrettugh]

I bet it would feel so good to drunk drive Mechagodzilla

[nano @gncfosho]

my Cursed Blade (which i wield) has started sending me voice memos of its freestyles and if i don't volcano react them it shortens my lifespan by 1 week

[🏳️‍⚧️Liliscotch @CountessLili]

raising my voice out of anger to blame someone and hearing my dad instead of myself

[MASO @OLSAEM]

Heartpt 6 is one of the worst songs ever made, if not the worst 😭😭

Every single bar on this song aged so badly omfg 😂💔

[𓊖 𝒥𝒶𝓎 ➃ @Parzival_jay]

No those are actual Nazis in a universe where Hitler won but the fact you think they are Trump supporters speaks volumes

[Tiffany Valentine shady facts @Wokey386579]

“Warner brothers was treating their employees well. This is unacceptable. We at Skydance promise to treat our employees like shit in order to cut costs” - Variety, attempting to make Skydance look good apparently 💀

[kawaii chud - $hedrtwt @kawaii_chud3]

Your body is a temple feed it substances

[em @filmlver]

BATTINSON STAY WITH ME

[sleepy eggcelent @Astro_Eggcelent]

1. TF2 takes place in the 70s while Deadlock is in the 40s-50s
2. Medic is visibly happy in everything he does (even announcing his terminal cancer)
3. Harrow OTOH seems to absolutely fucking hate herself
4. Nurse harrow hasn't ever been a doctor
In conclusion: Medic is trasnmasc

[Bimble the Spooky Wizard @BimbleWizard]

When I'm trying to figure out whay went wrong with the necromancy spell but my stupid chud thrall wants me to give them dennys

[𝕽𝖎𝖈𝖍 🃏 @Metalcorror]

“Pokemon cards are for playing the TCG and you can still play with it” is the most “fuck scalpers” response ever and I love them for it.

[Tea with Tolkien @TeawithTolkien]

Chili’s?!?!??????