JT

Proud~Adulting-ish~ B in BLT..G

[JT @40yrOld_Intern]

Ah yes, we are officially in the spit-up stage 😅

[Rob @thegallowboob]

only bird people will get this

[JT @40yrOld_Intern]

Got the job! Starting September 1, I’ll be the Superintendent of Colorado Bend State Park 🤙🏼

[JT @40yrOld_Intern]

Becoming a dad today.

[JT @40yrOld_Intern]

Time for interviews again 🤙🏼🤞🏼

[JT @40yrOld_Intern]

Politics is a made up word. Just be a good person for fucks sake.

[JT @40yrOld_Intern]

Made ramen for the first time tonight. It was BOMB. That’s all.

[JT @40yrOld_Intern]

Sorry officer. I was putting my crocs in sport mode…

[JT @40yrOld_Intern]

I am, in fact, a smelly dude...

[JT @40yrOld_Intern]

Living in a tent for a week doing controlled burns🔥. I'm gonna be one smelly dude by Saturday...

[JT @40yrOld_Intern]

Ngl, I'd fuck with this haaarrrddd.

[JT @40yrOld_Intern]

"I'm tired of diggin' grandpa..."
"Well that's too damn bad!!"

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Bear spray (still)
does not work like bug spray.

Nothing has changed
and yet,
here we are.

[JT @40yrOld_Intern]

Trends are the worst thing to happen to the internet... since... the internet...

[JT @40yrOld_Intern]

Found nailed to a tree at a campsite... people are weird man... (also, please don't nail anything to a tree at a park)

[JT @40yrOld_Intern]

Person: "maximum 100 people."

340 people show up...😑

[JT @40yrOld_Intern]

@T_Boothy Cutest damn thing ever. Insanely friendly.

[JT @40yrOld_Intern]

Used a ladder the save a kitten from an overpass today... are there cliché firefighter merit badges? Also, I have a new cat...lol