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[FIORE @drakebonergif]

i’ve started farting at work. i don’t even fucking care anymore.

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

[Zito @_Zeets]

First time I had a margarita:

[melanie @hailtothetweet]

if u have sex with a white guy u have to
say Cock instead of dick out of respect to his culture

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Kawhi Leonard welcome back to Toronto. You can use Apple Pay on the TTC now so no need to buy a Presto card

[Globe Eye News @GlobeEyeNews]

Murders in New York City have reached the lowest level in recorded history under Zohran Mamdani.

[olive @yuckuzha]

maybe i am only fun at first

[akilto @akiltomen]

Nobody can find a job cuz I’m working with 50 and 60 yr olds who can’t retire

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

should i turn 28 be honest

[Plowgirl @Plowmastercals]

Oh sometimes i forget weed is a drug with how normalized it is here in canada bitches be smoking up with their moms

[ًًneenee ⚢ @noonchaand]

you accidentally sign up for quora when you're 12 and they'll send you emails when you're on your deathbed too. i fucking BLOCKED them, how am i still getting these??? i'm 20 years old please Let It Go

[catie turner @hashtagcatie]

can u wear a tankini on love island or would u be executed

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

i love when doctors say "avoid stress" like i can just unsubscribe from economy and become a decorative gargoyle.

[blum @blumrot]

This genuinely changed my life

[Violet Del Mar 🫒 @Purplezmbiegrl]

She is one argument away from being homeless. Stay woke.

[cha$e @jehovahsflyest]

😩😭😭😭🙌🏾

[˚⊱🪷⊰˚ @416bluntroller]

and thats why u gotta love mexicanly

[CASH @caymarjr]

mexicans would watch a snail
race if there was a snail from mexico competing

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

i’ll block a bitch in my mind palace

[. @rimbaldingo]

j ai appris à mon ex à utiliser des baguettes et aujourd hui elle est en lune de miel au japon parfois on plante un arbre sans penser qu un autre va manger les fruits