⚡आत्मनिर्भर 420 ⚡

🕴'Working On My Dream'🕴

[Sun Pictures @sunpictures]

Wishing our Chandra, an immensely talented actress, @iWamiqaGabbi a very happy birthday! ❤️

#HBDWamiqaGabbi #HappyBirthdayWamiqaGabbi

[r/Idc🎳. @dudeitsokay]

boyfriend se gulu gulu
pati chahiye chakka
honeymoon le jaati hai
pahad se dene dhakka

[Himanta Biswa Sarma @himantabiswa]

Think twice before breaking the law in Assam.

Chargesheet rate: up 2.5x, now 85%+.

Every perpetrator will be caught. Every case will be pursued.

[Himanta Biswa Sarma @himantabiswa]

Dear anti-social elements, we have some bad news for you.

Assam’s conviction rate has jumped from 8% to 29.3% in just six years. And we’re only getting started.

You can do the maths. Or, we'll do that as well.

No let-up until Assam is #crimefree

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Therapist; “There is a tiger in you”

The tiger in me:

[Benjamin Netanyahu - בנימין נתניהו @netanyahu]

We are going to win. We have no other choice.

[Vivid.🇮🇱 @VividProwess]

WOW!! Benjamin Netanyahu brought a beeper to the UN:

“You remember the beepers?

Well, I can tell you this, Hezbollah certainly remembers them.”

Holy shit.

[Raja Babu @GaurangBhardwa1]

Mivi could have entered smartphones with a safe price and spent months building familiarity. ₹11,999* suggests they’re choosing a different route. With Snapdragon inside, #MiviOne5G is being pushed straight into a highly competitive bracket from day one. That makes the launch more interesting because there’s very little room to hide behind novelty.

[Dark Pill @darkandcrude]

Smart move

Before Rahul Baba & Dipke could turn him into Rohit Vemula, Sensible professor resigned

He actually saved his own life

[The Masculine Sage @MasculineSage]

Indians are incapable of handling any power.

Monkeys with guns.

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

To the PR team member of Scindia threatening me to delete this tweet against their “ Maharaj ” :

L pe rakhte hai tumhare Maharaj aur tumhe, jo ukhaadna hai ukhaad lo.

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

My humble request- do not celebrate my birthday. Instead, dedicate yourselves towards relief work in J&K through your time & resources.

[Nupur J Sharma @UnSubtleDesi]

Dara Singh was, is and will remain a hero.

[Bhavesh Kansara @kansaratva]

The day they named the UPI app BHIM is the day I knew that a day will come when everyone would have to pay for it.

[Jubby @taeminluvr7]

them hugging themselves and each other for comfort :( the human race is so fucking evil

[Neta Ji @AapGhumaKeLeL0]

Kuchh bhi headline MC -

“dog TAKES ON Leopard”

Rabies sir was completely subdued, and almost with Chitragupta… until the owner opened the door and Leopard decided to let go.

[Stories of Aryavarta @Aryavarta_story]

Krishna lifts and shatters the mighty bow

[bud wiser @w0rdgenerator]

Makeup ate today