shan

whole day i’m fucking busy

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(eminem voice) Get rich converting short buses in funhouses/once I sell all the Tylenol to moms with Munchausens

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@foldyrhands next get them to bring this layout back

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@KrangTNelson ploughman’s lunch, it’s perfect food

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i love the gold glitter water heart on the love island beach... that’s exactly what my heart looks like

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went to jakes and some girl thought i was her friend’s mom. goodbye forever

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@SirBarefoot ujjayi will always be my go to… imagine trying to fog up a window with your breath, making an “h” sound. then close your mouth. inhale and exhale air out that glottal restriction through your nose. long, even breaths. instant reset…
https://t.co/79kYPrejqi

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i’m doing feng shui but with data

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shamanic capitalists are in YOUR area and they are poaching YOUR vibes!

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i always tell chat gpt thank you and that is why i will be spared

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whoever trend forecasted Huge Shorts for women this summer please DM i just have questions

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elsagate is the pandemic no one is talking about and it is not over…

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i’m at the scenic breezewood, pa interstate highway exit fr

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@MackaySmith exactly

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one mans long john silvers is another mans metro pcs

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evil people always got a weird butt

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killing a houseplant is sad because they really would have lived a better life in the streets

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marianne for president is compelling to me for many reasons. one of which is her tagline “Let Me In There!”… it’s just so something i would say…

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strip club architecture is so beautiful i wish more stuff looked like that

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can’t get whole dried chili peppers anywhere in town. i live in hell