H.R. Puffin Stuff

weird that I thought that….

[H.R. Puffin Stuff @420luck]

I never aspired to be that guy that tries to write funny reviews on Amazon, yet, here I am.

[Benny 'Sensible Jeans' Rollins @citizenkawala]

We don't care if you can smell the weed btw.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Every Republican that supported releasing the Epstein files has now been voted out of office. Let that sink in, MAGAts. You belong to the #Rapeublican Party. Own it you sick fucks

[ms. paige victoria ♡ 🍋 @citrusgirlpaige]

“listen to your body” my body wants to take drugs until I can’t see anymore can we listen to somebody else please

[😈Ashley Rae II @Ash_Raexo]

Slow and sloppy morning head until you’re wide awake.

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

Famous Wartime quotes by US presidents:

“Do what you can, with what you have, where you are." - Washington

“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." - FDR

"A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on." - Truman

“Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall” - Reagan

“Open the fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah” - the crazy one

[Benny 'Sensible Jeans' Rollins @citizenkawala]

Kurt Cobain was right. Everyone is gay.

[CrankyPappy @CrankyPappy]

Don’t worry about the past or the future.
Focus on the tedium of the present.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.

[arson @desi0re]

first in my bloodline to smoke this much weed

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

I don’t want Trump to die because I think it’ll fix everything. I want him to die because it would make me feel better.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Fucking snowflakes.

[clifford carmichael @former_gcup]

“Oil is $100 the barrel” what kind of 1600s ass measurement is that. That means nothing to me. Let me see the barrel

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

The Trump administration just announced that gas prices will not return to pre-war levels until at least mid-2027 at the earliest.

[Tater 🍁🐾 @TrueTorontoGirl]

I can't afford therapy, so I take edibles and cry, like an adult.

[Pritika @pritika_9]

The biggest skill you can develop is the ability to reset fast. Bad conversation? Move on. Bad day? Start fresh tomorrow. Missed workout? Hit it the next day. Poor decision? Learn and adjust. You can’t control what happens to you, but you control how long you let it affect you.

[H.R. Puffin Stuff @420luck]

Real talk, that Australian chick from the wiggles can get it.

[bbg (coach bbg) @BigBlueGoonie]

I’m a man of simple pleasures. All I need is a six-pack of beer, a joint of good weed, a couple gummies, 30 mg of Adderall, 0.5 mg Klonopin, a pizza, some ketamine nasal spray, a Coke Zero, half gram of blow, a Perc 30, a mock draft simulator, NFL pro and I’m perfectly content.

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

getting my ass kicked in prison because they found out I got caught pretending to be a swamp monster by a bunch of kids and a talking dog

[𝐢Ceberg̶ @ionfwnuin]

first in my bloodline to smoke this many blunts

[S. ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ @shirlsssssss]

i run through weed so fast it be feeling like somebody smoking my shit