Kevin

He/Him. Ohlone Land 🌁 Theatre 🎭 Film 🎬

[nate (2-1) @bigtimerutsch]

this is bonkers you do know you play in SAN FRANCISCO CALIFORNIA right????

[dumbass💟☃️ @ungratefuljed]

yo the mayor of ithaca just banned cornell from having on campus events until they address their policies

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

fifth-generation Gullah Geechee sweetgrass basket weaver Corey Alston standing next to one of his large, contemporary sculptural basket creations.

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

JAGLOM: SpongeBob?

ORSON WELLES: His optimism is intolerable! I can't bear it.

JAGLOM: Mickey Mouse?

ORSON WELLES: Fascist.

JAGLOM: How?

ORSON WELLES: I don't have to explain myself to you!

JAGLOM: Kermit the Frog?

ORSON WELLES (solemnly): The finest fella I ever knew.

[surya @suryamidha]

taking everyone’s drink orders and then coming back with eight guinnesses

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

I know this sounds corny and cringey and naive and whatever, but Dolly Parton felt like America when it was trying to be the place it promised to be.

[JT 𓅊 @JonathanTdotexe]

I wonder what they're cooking up to turn the ENGINEERS into activists..can't be good

[paw @pawspatroll]

winner gets paris

[Rayyvana @RayyvanaTTV]

One of my friends bought a pair of Meta glasses so the whole friend group started referring to him as “the pervert” until he got rid of them

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

As someone who according to 23andMe has 90+% Anglo-Celtic ancestry, when I look at Erling Haaland I feel like I have epigenetic memories of someone like him putting an axe through my skull.

[Rebecca Nagle @rebeccanagle]

BREAKING: Alligator Alcatraz has officially closed. A lot of outlets won’t report on this, but the Miccosukee Tribe played a key role in the fight.

[🛒 SweetTooth | DPMO 🛒 @SweetToothAudio]

Some guy pulled up to the World Cup event in a MAGA hat to harass the Mexico supporters and a bunch of Korean dudes stepped up and almost jumped him. This is the closest we’ve ever been to world peace 😭

[Nathan J Robinson @NathanJRobinson]

Instead of discussing how Elon Musk is now the world's first trillionaire, we should talk about how he killed hundreds of thousands of people through his dismantling of food and medical aid to poor countries
https://t.co/8kY171r5w1

[Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor]

no it’s okay sir i know this 70mm showtime of The Odyssey is sold out, i just have to deliver this very large horse-shaped package to someone inside

[Georgia Coley @artwithinpod]

the pope wrote a 42,000 word manifesto declaring war on AI. we are so freaking back.

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

we both up now

[BowTiedPassport 🇺🇸 in 🇲🇽 @BowTiedPassport]

The first printing press in the Americas was set up in Mexico City in 1539.

…81 years before the Pilgrims landed at Plymouth Rock.

[𓃰 and lo 𓆃 @lokeshwarajones]

it would be so cool to live in a civilization instead of a ponzi scheme