kall🌵

full time shit talker

[kall🌵 @42Kallb]

I gave Dakota Inman the chicken pox in the third grade when he had a thigh high cast on his broken leg and I still feel really bad about it so Dakota if you’re reading this I’m sorry

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

journaling isn’t enough , i need to hit him

[✧˖°⋆｡˚ rye ✧˖°⋆｡˚ @mariahniccole]

happy international women’s day 💘

[Despachico @_CHlCO]

And here I thought it was the 16 casamigo shots

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

People who post their personal family drama online are absolute clowns but also I really appreciate it bc very entertaining like wow yes I would like some tea

[Oklahoma Space Captain @WGTD_Tracer]

WELL SHE WAS BORN IN THE MORNING, LATE OCTOBER SAN ANTONE
AW SHE IS EVERY GIRL IVE EVER KNOW

[Kaitlin Butts @KaitlinButts]

to all my girly pops

[trash jones @jzux]

i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

me thinking about how to get rich without working:

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

now i understand her:

[grace 🤝 @debtbarbie]

i am going to say something that should be concerning to modern feminism

[Robert Earl Raymond @Robert_Earl182]

I bet Zach Bryan’s bail cost less than a ticket to one of his shows

[chase @_chase_____]

what’s something i can do besides get married where i can be the center of attention and everyone cries and tells me how beautiful i am

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Last night I found out what happens when you drink six margaritas.

[Sea Bass @Justus_Seiber]

God forbid a man fucking enjoy himself a little

[becca @vomacbeccaa]

me attending @ParkerMcCollum concerts 50 years from now

[trash jones @jzux]

having a bad day 😞 can everyone please send hot pictures of their dads when they were young ❤️❤️❤️