Brandon

Jack’s dad.

[Brandon @440Litten]

Happy Birthday, my beautiful boy.

[Brandon @440Litten]

@joerogan Go ‘head Joe

[Brandon @440Litten]

@CallMeLinds_ @ofctimallen My thoughts exactly

[Brandon @440Litten]

@emilyhorosko @MBonacchs Correct. G2 .7

[Brandon @440Litten]

Invite me to your wedding so I can keep seeing Michelle in a dress

[Brandon @440Litten]

Brandon Staley calling plays to save his job right now….

[Brandon @440Litten]

The Bengals v Bills game being canceled has lost me 2 fantasy championships that I was a 99% chance to win.

Whoever bet on “an act of god occurring” is now very rich.

[Brandon @440Litten]

@houston_kasie I fear for the people around you.

[Brandon @440Litten]

I am literally the only person on the turnpike right now and it feels lovely

[Brandon @440Litten]

I’m gonna learn how to kick field goals.

[Brandon @440Litten]

@natfuentes__ Make this retweetable

[Brandon @440Litten]

@CallMeLinds_ Broooo it just sneaks up on you

[Brandon @440Litten]

@withlovemaria I will fill in for any lil beeches that say no

[Brandon @440Litten]

@withlovemaria 👀

[Brandon @440Litten]

No one should be surprised when Pete Davidson ends up dating Michelle Obama next

[Brandon @440Litten]

@MattCampyOhio @UberFacts No way the fifth one was sweet.

[Brandon @440Litten]

At the Regal Cinema in Crocker, there’s a pooped-in pair of pants on the bathroom floor along with boxers and 2 socks.
Will the owner please reveal yourself.

[Brandon @440Litten]

Someone save Justin Fields from Chicago

[Brandon @440Litten]

“The parking lot at my house”

The word is “driveway” you idiot.

[Brandon @440Litten]

@Jake_Hite20 Don’t tell any fucking jokes at my house.