courtney

always hopeless, sometimes romantic

[courtney @444dimensional]

my doordash order arrived at work before me 😅😅

[courtney @444dimensional]

piano bars are my new scene

[courtney @444dimensional]

physically i have stopped vaping/smoking, but just know
mentally i’m always ripping a newport 100

[Crash Test Meg, Head Advice Crone @MegNumbers]

What I’m learning from Barbie and the Taylor Swift tour is that women want to get dressed up and go places and have fun and men are invited but if they’re going to be a drag they can stay home, and that makes some men VERY angry.

[courtney @444dimensional]

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[courtney @444dimensional]

fuck goodwill for putting crusty stickers on everything

[courtney @444dimensional]

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[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

ceo of 90’s mcdonald’s: we need like 15 mascots for some reason

marketing guy: ok. like what?

ceo: clown

marketing guy: don’t kids hate clowns

ceo: another guy steals from our store

marketing guy: why would we-

ceo: a purple abomination. just fucking disgusting, this guy

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

She’s a 10 but she’s forcing teenagers to dig holes in the desert

[courtney @444dimensional]

@KelseyObGyn when i got mine done i was able to have my insurance cover for me to be put under! definitely ask about this option ladies! 💛

[courtney @444dimensional]

13 year old me really said 🏳️‍🌈LESBIAN RIGHTS🏳️‍🌈 in my english journal

[courtney @444dimensional]

judy hale from dead to me is my current inspo

[courtney @444dimensional]

the betty white news really got me feelin some type of way ☹️

[courtney @444dimensional]

what if i bought one of those mothers rings with the birthstones but like for my cats

[courtney @444dimensional]

just parallel parked by myself downtown in a city so i think i’m a real adult now