jade

Asking for a friend

[jade @444jaded]

I meet someone - - -> we talk
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I leave <— I steal their music

[jade @444jaded]

Kylie frame mogs Timmy

[Nancy Sidley @nancytsidley]

This is the face of a man who just realized the Kardashian curse is real!

[jade @444jaded]

@softesthan Hate it when this happens

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Me saying “some guy” like we weren’t holding hands in the lost baggage assistance line up

[jade @444jaded]

Airline lost my luggage the day before Christmas and I can’t even crash out in front of my family because I brought some guy home 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[jade @444jaded]

That’s just the way the cocaine crumbles…

[jade @444jaded]

Saskatoon is like Vegas, you should only go there for 3 days max

[jade @444jaded]

I’ll do something cringe and say “it’s me so it’s fine” to myself

[jade @444jaded]

Being performative means Dean Blunt is my #1 most played artist

[jade @444jaded]

Calling my TikTok fanbase the “Jade Pauler’s”

[jade @444jaded]

Listening to castle crystals without yelling “steam Alice glass” is criminal

[jade @444jaded]

Sue me for getting by with a little help from my friends

[ethical girlboss @lavionline]

I need this in like a massive poster format in my room because it gets to a point

[Jane’s Fonda @Dominicannabis_]

Didn’t know there was a Vera Farmiga of the Hadid family

[jade @444jaded]

@idontdjanymore Obsessed with this comment

[jade @444jaded]

Why is it easier to adopt a child than it is to book a camping site on BC parks

[jade @444jaded]

My reply guy:

[cabby @cabby]

I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well

[jade @444jaded]

Team Conrad group chat is currently popping off

[jade @444jaded]

Bleached eyebrows definitely don’t land in Kelowna

[jade @444jaded]

I’m pale in like a Nicole Kidman kind of way so it’s fine