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[𝓣𝔂𝓵𝓪 @fw_tyla]

Making peace with the fact that some things I really really want aren’t meant for me in this life

[Fred Figglehorn @mirbartierr]

When shorty ask u “What did u eat today?” And u gotta lie cuz u ate
12 icecream sandwiches

[osamaspend @yanggwibi8]

GOT MY DICK SUCKED AND I WAS THINKING ABOUT U I WAS FUCKING ON A SLUT AND I WAS THINKING ABOUT U😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[amaya @grosherie]

ngl give me the churchy heifer

[demslie @demsliemr]

“2 likes isn’t a lot” imagine getting two tanks on your team

[☆𝔩𝔢𝔠𝔰 @44lec5]

@apifortesting @HaIoWasTaken nah hes handsome asf

[vernaxes @verzasah]

They aborted my duo.

I can't stop thinking that the gamer who would have ranked up with me was aborted in this timeline, and that's why I soloq. In another alternate timeline, their mother didn't abort them, and they grew up to duo with me. I must be very high ranked there.

[☆𝔩𝔢𝔠𝔰 @44lec5]

https://t.co/IesjQ2VuZI

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

Be so completely yourself that no one is attracted to you or wants to employ you

[🇬🇾 @geekedgoob]

Woke up did my bedsheets and checked my gmail

[SlimeKrew @SlimeKrewDaily]

went to the actual jaylen brown MIT convention instead of watching it on youtube

[lizzy 🐰 🔜 to bed @lizmbunny]

worst day in a relationship vs worst day being single

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharrniaa]

Today we’re going to talk about the crossover and intersection between environmentalism, social justice and education. In combination with raising awareness, leveraging your platform and influence and investing in the sustainable future.

[Jay @CFCPORT0]

rejected the cookies on a website instead of accepting them

[Astro @CrAstro2]

just referred to an album as an ‘LP’ mid convo: https://t.co/wWB6CJXy8f

[dantas @dantxzzz]

me perguntaram as horas e eu olhei pro relógio de pulso