Bob

I made this account back in college to use Twitter's API for a project.
Now I use it to suffer.

pfp by @Schmrgl

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@euclicide With every new chapter, it's getting closer and closer...very ominous

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@DeathyDL I've played enough Overwatch & Marvel Rivals to know that I don't want to play a game where 5v5/6v6 teamfights are the standard.

I stopped playing as soon as they introduced the first soul urn rework.

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@TheVilageIdiot3 @33elkMTG Playing against a "good" Blue brawl deck has gotta be in the bottom 5 Magic-related experiences

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@Nyazsche That tweet is forever, eternally true. And it makes me very sad.

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@KingLohengramm bro needs to worry more about his bad genetics with that receding hairline

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@SinclairMonaco I used to browse it heavily. Learned A LOT of neat stuff, but it's chock full of sociopaths.

Now you see the same type of weirdos on this trashfire of a website - they even use the same phrases and syntax.

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@VolsAF any time someone said to me "Obama really ruined race relations in America," I knew what type of person they were

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@uisc3beatha @drgerke1 Smartphones + giving the average Joe mobile internet access from virtually anywhere are a mistake

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@DiscreetLatino Which cards have you seen that made you think that?

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@trueyerbamate @FeliciaC247033 @Dragonogon "dude just use this autistic text-only browser"

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@Elaquent elect a clown, get a circus. I love when my president is beefing with SAS while gas is $20 a gallon

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@JustGinArt @HimboLucio Lucio would ask Billy what's his favorite animal; Billy would get angry and start cussing at him

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@Tocolo9 god everything you post is some gay ass shit

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@zunzetrider “add sweets plz” hated it

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@neogiu_ @Pyrorufus real OGs remember the 1st Assassin's Creed was guilty for this, too

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@LionheartCowboy @Hitman he’s a rapist and your content sucks dude nobody watches this shit

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@vegasdl @DLNightShift It's okay, he's bad in Night Shift :^)

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@TheBoysOOCC wtf how many actors were sick while filming this? first erin, now karl? was there something on set?

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@BasedPota18 The fact that he unnerved The Homelander for being so corporately cut-and-dry was a nice touch.

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@Fan26_America @parurabbit stfu and choke on my dick