Max McGehee

If I'm not traveling, I've either already booked a flight or I'm thinking about booking one.

[Max McGehee @44maxmcgehee]

@brysonkeltner went to confessional, so I guess that makes me the priest!

[Max McGehee @44maxmcgehee]

@_natalie45 @brysonkeltner All managerial decisions are final. Store policy permits an exchange of equal or lesser value.

[Max McGehee @44maxmcgehee]

@_natalie45 Ma’am, I’m going to need you to calm down. You can take this up with my manager.

[Max McGehee @44maxmcgehee]

@_natalie45 It’s a 30 day return policy for in-store credit only.

[Max McGehee @44maxmcgehee]

now accepting Venmo payments for dinner

[Max McGehee @44maxmcgehee]

@brysonkeltner Wut

[Max McGehee @44maxmcgehee]

Can someone tell the ads on Instagram that I already bought the product they’re showing, so they can quit already?

[Max McGehee @44maxmcgehee]

Sometimes I make to-do lists with items I’ve already finished just so I can check them off!

[Max McGehee @44maxmcgehee]

@23_Shelton 😉

[Max McGehee @44maxmcgehee]

I haven’t showered since last year!

[Max McGehee @44maxmcgehee]

The Greatest Showman: all the fun of the circus without the stinky animals.

[Dustin Griffie @dustingriffie]

I gave my nephew a banana for Christmas. I had avocado levels of success.

[Max McGehee @44maxmcgehee]

Margo: “Have you heard the good news? No, not of Jesus Christ. I’m a flosser now!”

[Max McGehee @44maxmcgehee]

@csydelko @_natalie45

[Marina Kirtland Carrier @mkcarrier94]

This is appalling, disappointing, and down right disgusting. Public health focuses on taking scientific approaches to health and helping all people; to aid those forgotten in the margins. Limiting the CDC places limits on American potential. https://t.co/17yjPFQR0c

[jtm_ @jtm_]

I'm getting tired of the #NetNeutrality meme saying "if it passes you'll pay $14.99 for Twitter and $.10 per Google search". It is absolutely not what is going to happen and we should try to educate people on the real reasons why #NetNeutrality needs defending. Thread ⤵️⤵️1/n

[jtm_ @jtm_]

The other way in which the "$14.99 for Twitter" meme is misleading is that this is not the bigger risk. On top of the one for innovation and capitalism I just outlined, there's a very real risk to free speech and free circulation of information. 8/n

[Mackenzie Caple @mackcaple]

I just finished applying to PhD programs. I applied to five schools.

It cost me $713.

We need to have a serious conversation, as a community, about how exclusionary this is to people without much disposable income.