455 SOUTHEND'S PCN KING 👑

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The rumours are true. The conspiracy is real... Adolf Hitler fake his death and was cryogenically frozen on the 30th April 1945 only to be unfrozen some time in the 2000's and now works as one of my colleagues in sunny #southend #trafficwarden https://t.co/g1CbLCoBbM

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@purehomohate @Lame_Del_Rey Are you in trouble sir?

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@purehomohate @Lame_Del_Rey

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@purehomohate @Lame_Del_Rey

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@purehomohate @Lame_Del_Rey I appreciate my bonus. Ty

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@adabagcompany And?

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@THINGEO Unbelievable

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@johnnyjeepjeep @YourSouthend @SouthendCityC You can't park there sir 🎫👮🏻‍♂️

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@SeanMad88 @BadlyParkedB14 *eat out

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@adbalfour I'd brutalise that Bentley right over the bonnet 👮🏻‍♂️

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@Tesla_Chauffeur @Edinburgh_CC He better have slap a ticket on your windscreen as he got up. I've used the technique many times #thejobcomesfirst

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@RedZebra0

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@ke98729578 Sorry about that. I was busy attaching air horns to underside of all the public disabled lavatory seats in #southend

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@BIGBADDERS @HKane I'd f that monkey up #ibelongtothestreets

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New recruits still in need of a bit of mentoring. A seasoned pro would have smeared dog $hit over the window too #trafficwarden #justdoingmyjob #youcantparktheresir

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@beammeupspotty @OhLexx It's all about the hat, sir.

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@martynj1289 Late is late you scallywag! If you can't tell the time then you pay the fine

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@TheWestbridge Just gonna leave this here 👮🏻‍♂️
https://t.co/C3ggthDKjI

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@johnnyjeepjeep @dontpayuk @Jeep_UK I'll be watching you closely Johnny... very... VERY closely

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@WordsFromLiam Popped up today to piss allover Anfield #pcnking👑