Elliott

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 Software Developer. Heavily invested in internet relationships with animals I don't own.

[Elliott @456elliott]

@MatthewPerren1 Oh now to be fair Matthew, I forgot a wee dug was kicking about. Much better plan than swimming.

[Elliott @456elliott]

@MatthewPerren1 I do it every lunch time to ensure I don't look at a screen for a bit.... It's my favourite part of the day! Enjoy yourself.

[Elliott @456elliott]

@MatthewPerren1 Go to the swimming baths. Very difficult to sneak onto a device. 😂

[Elliott @456elliott]

@mrjaypeasmith Happy birthday dude! 🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉

[Elliott @456elliott]

AOC + irn bru, is levels of love I cannot even process. send medical help.

[Nicola Sturgeon @NicolaSturgeon]

🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Amidst all the serious business at #COP26 today, I’m pleased to also report that @AOC now has a supply of Irn Bru

[julia @juliashiplett]

I don’t wanna die but I would like to rest in peace if that makes sense

[Elliott @456elliott]

@julie_cohen What an absolute minger.

[Jonathan Lis @jonlis1]

The only thing that isn’t absolutely terrible about this is Johnson visibly hates every second of it

[Jess Phillips @jessphillips]

In violence against women and girls space which govt puts at cost of £66billion per year. We never look at solutions and prevention funding or systems to end repeat offending and instead are expected to act grateful for annual CCTV funding so we have a video of our abuse.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word fact of the day: 'oxymoron', a self-contradicting word or group of words, comes from the Greek 'oxys', meaning 'sharp', and 'mōros', meaning 'foolish'. Which makes oxymoron an oxymoron itself.

[Elliott @456elliott]

@lauren_n_roth I don't remember if I told you this before but I have chronic migraines. Even if you don't, but you've got the cash, I recommend Botox. It changed my life entirely.

[Elliott @456elliott]

@browntechbae Happy birthday! 🎊🎉🎊🎉

[William G. Saraband 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇹🏳️‍🌈 @wgsaraband]

I hope the people responsible for turning down Matt Hancock's appointment to the UN have a lovely weekend, well done x

[Elliott @456elliott]

@whereisMUNA ...

[Elliott @456elliott]

@CKscullycat No, I don't think so. It's poorly written, poorly acted and actually a bit boring once the shock factor wears off.

[Lost Glasgow @LostGlasgow]

#OTD in 1993.

"While we were physically denied our freedom in the country of our birth, a city 6,000 miles away, and as renowned as Glasgow, refused to accept the legitimacy of the apartheid system, and declared us to be free."

[tiny @tinymakesthings]

she is beauty, she is grace
she’s got a hotdog for the space

[animalitos gorditos @Gordito_Perrito]

te amo perrito tieso

[Jess Phillips @jessphillips]

You can't retract them. You think women have a responsibility in their own attack and you are responsible for policing and crime. You are simply not fit to be in the job. Don't worry I'm sure you're streetwise enough to get another one.