Officer Kimbles

A working class hero, a certified genius, and voted one of America's top 10 sexiest men. Head Coach of Twitter. Reverend of Twitter. The Paragon of Drip.

[Officer Kimbles @45okimbles45]

@M1ntyRetr0 @BrockLesnarGuy It’s not like he’s Zack Hample shoving kids or sneaking into military bases for baseballs. He goes to wrestling shows and enjoys himself. He’s gone out of his way to be extremely kind and giving to people I am close with - that’s what matters.

[Officer Kimbles @45okimbles45]

@M1ntyRetr0 @BrockLesnarGuy He’s a very generous and nice man. I’m not sure what the intent of this thread is other than to be mean on the internet for utterly meaningless engagement.

[Jaylen Brown @FCHWPO]

True value takes form when the adversity hits

[Officer Kimbles @45okimbles45]

@Thecoachrules When I was in college as a communications student, I sent Meltzer a well-written report from a house show. When “editing”, he butchered my command of the English language so it read as if it were written by a 4th grader with dementia. #LiveStreamEditGate

[Officer Kimbles @45okimbles45]

@SeanRossSapp @vinnypaull @Fightful I don’t follow you, Vince Russo, Coach, Tony Khan, or basically anything wrestling-related but the algorithm suggested your X crash out over a video of three men talking about a television show. Who cares? This isn’t important.

[Axiom of Rock House @axiaofficial]

The Dootle dots is racist a cartoon that makes fun of Italians

[Officer Kimbles @45okimbles45]

@garlic_french Patrick Ewing put up sloggish stats on horrendously mid Sonics and Magic teams at the end of his career and it didn’t damper his hall of fame status. Russ was traded and immediately helped a contender. Sometimes it’s just the wrong situation.

[Officer Kimbles @45okimbles45]

@nb_rich @TheNBABase This bro! I don’t even know that it’s fair to call it a bad year - I think it was just a system that wasn’t conducive to his style of play and the wrong supporting cast for him. People forget these guys are human.

[Jaylen Brown @FCHWPO]

This the shit I be talking about

[Officer Kimbles @45okimbles45]

This

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Happy International Women's Day.

That cute girl you just texted hasn't gotten back to you yet because she's currently getting fucked by the guy she likes more than you. Don't worry though she'll text you in an hour saying she fell asleep and then use you for a free dinner next weekend.

[Officer Kimbles @45okimbles45]

MITCHELL MULLETTS FOR 3! BURIES IT!

[Officer Kimbles @45okimbles45]

Dying to know if @mcuban is still firmly “Team Ballmer”

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

Hello.

Under penalty of perjury, two federal whistleblowers explicitly warned the SEC about the Clippers, Kawhi, and cap-circumvention in a confidential 2023 complaint.

It is the same document that led the feds to successfully prosecute Aspiration.

🚨💨
https://t.co/2LJhUBxGwL

[Officer Kimbles @45okimbles45]

@mitchym10 @ShawnMichaels That whole show is a banger bro. Throw that shit on Netflix

[Officer Kimbles @45okimbles45]

@pablofindsout I don’t know if it’s just me, but the video crashes every time I attempt to watch it.

[Officer Kimbles @45okimbles45]

Who actually voted for this to happen come on man

[Officer Kimbles @45okimbles45]

Should I livestream a gender reveal where I drop pants and showcase whether I have penus or baginer

[Officer Kimbles @45okimbles45]

Honestly so proud of my cat for not being mentioned once in the Epstein files

[Officer Kimbles @45okimbles45]

Just a reminder I will have a masters degree in 3 months

[Officer Kimbles @45okimbles45]

Should I livestream a gender reveal where I drop pants and showcase whether I have penus or baginer

[Officer Kimbles @45okimbles45]

Should I livestream a gender reveal where I drop pants and showcase whether I have penus or baginer

[Sly 🔎 @ykslyy]

every Payton Pritchard bucket with less than 1 second left

[Officer Kimbles @45okimbles45]

I stand by this

[Officer Kimbles @45okimbles45]

Zack Hample should be forced to pitch his entire baseball collection in the home run derby