Dave Solomon

it's a garbage cup - my favorite color is math - literally invented weapon rankings in Destiny

[Dave Solomon @48klocs]

https://t.co/mHygCo3hj6 is up and I am free
...to wind down looking at Twitter much at all. I guess I'll keep this around in case I need to be petty with brands disappointing me, but otherwise, to quote a better human than me, I'm outta here like Vladimir.

[Dave Solomon @48klocs]

"when will @panda_pax 's rad breakdowns show up in @ThisIsDIM 's default wish lists?"
Guardians, they already have, and they'll find their way to you if they haven't already.
Happy holidays, gang.

[wint @dril]

absolutely block on sight

[Jake Fogelnest @jakefogelnest]

After speaking to my good friend Ian MacKaye, we will only be charging $5 for Twitter Blue.

[Dave Solomon @48klocs]

@JpDeathBlade dude looks like he’s too busy making bad posts to wash his butthole when he showers

[Dave Solomon @48klocs]

The plan: spend billions to buy Twitter, lure “enthusiastic” poster-brained creatures back from the depths of Parler, fire everyone that has issue with epithets flying around, convince advertisers to plaster it with more ads, and then charge bunches for an emoji next to your name

[Dave Solomon @48klocs]

This is important - I think Re-Animator’s opening title scene uses the same font as Law and Order how is nobody talking about this?

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

“stick to tweeting about cats”
here’s a tweet about cats to show you not to vote for these people 🐈

[Dave Solomon @48klocs]

Once again going to prove my theory, rich people are collectively profoundly stupid.

[Casey Newton @CaseyNewton]

Here it is: Twitter engineers were told today to *print out* their last 30 to 60 days of code, so they could show it to Elon Musk himself.

Then they were told wait, no, actually, please shred all that code you just printed out.

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[Alec Karakatsanis @equalityAlec]

THREAD. A woman just died and babies and adults were taken to the hospital in Akron, Ohio after a carbon monoxide leak at an apartment building where the corporate landlord hadn't installed CO detectors as required by law. How do you think the local news and police treated it?

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

support your local bookstore (sleep in it)

[Dave Solomon @48klocs]

Also, and it’s really important that I get on the record here, I don’t understand the future space underwear situation AT ALL.

[Dave Solomon @48klocs]

I saw Alien in my local theater last night, so now is as good a time as any to say: Alien fucking rules. It does an impressive job of keeping the ugly monsters (the titular character + “The Company” (since they weren’t named W-Y at that point?)) off the screen.

[Dave Solomon @48klocs]

A thing I believe in the core of my soul - put me in a time machine and I'd have no problem navigating through Kowloon Walled City, all because I bought a bargain backpack and off-brand Simpsons shirt at the Union Flea Market on the same day way back when. #NewJersey prepared me.

[Dave Solomon @48klocs]

@EdgarVerona If we’re talking Rogue Caveman Blue then I am profoundly psyched for you.

[Dave Solomon @48klocs]

@A_dmg04 For PvE things, the voidlock build posted here https://t.co/D954GhdQ0Y feels almost as ridiculously powerful as a Heart of Inmost Light arc titan does these days. Highly recommend giving it a whirl and watching everything melt.

[Dan Kois @dankois]

Fifty years ago Rod McKuen was the most ubiquitous writer in America. I wanted to know: Why did people love his horny, sensitive poetry? Why was he entirely forgotten? And what secrets did he keep?
with help from @andyzax @accommodatingly and more
https://t.co/WfYodhdhQI

[Dave Solomon @48klocs]

Giving thanks that I never had an 8 ball jacket so that I never got murdered for my 8 ball jacket.

[dasharez0ne.bsky.social @dasharez0ne]

IM DONE - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN

[Dave Solomon @48klocs]

Forecasts were different before vibes were invented.