*in an elevator* there's genuinely levels to this shit..
your friend that tried to kill themself two days ago but no one knows: *giggles* youre so dumb dude
me: (playing metal gear in class) DER GAMME IS…… VUNDERBAR!!!!!!! KÖJIMA!
der teacher: NO PLAYING DAS EIN FAGGOTSCHITT IN CLASS. VAS IST DIS??? METALL GEAREN?? DAS EIN FAGGÖTGAMEN!!
Foolhardy Adventurer: oh wow, my first quest! and all I have to do is slay one measly goblin? This is almost too easy!
The adventurer five minutes later: