Ben Skiles

I’ll have the gabagool.

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I made this tweet just so I could pin it to my profile.

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@wcm1024 Duke would love a new fan anytime you’re feeling a dark kind of blue. Join the dark side. 🔵😈

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We may have lost, but our coach has never cried after beating a 4-3 team

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ESPN doesn’t think ‘Skers by 90 is good enough. #skersby110

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@mandyslat

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@nitro1524 Well they started with the 10th ranked team, then the 9th, 8th, and so on. Might have been a long video if they started at the very bottom.

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@wcm1024 Small Town Murder and Crime in Sports are both really good. They’re both by the same two comedians. One comedian will research a murder in a small town or the antics of a famous athlete, and then he describes it to the other comedian. Sometimes darker humor but it’s funny

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@wcm1024 this. This is what you guys have been missing. All prayers answered.

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Seth Curry is going to the Mavs, per @wojespn

4 years, $32M

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@blume_1205 Probably true. But most of the talent left the game 30 seconds in, so we still don’t know that. A more appropriate tweet would be “Teamwork > 1/2 Talent”

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Happy Birthday @hunter_felker20 ! Get your 6 championships in your Jordan year!

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@hunter_felker20 And that likely played a huge role in how close was. But before their QB got hurt, they could have beat a majority of the Big 10, excluding OSU and Michigan

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UCF scored 32 points against LSU, and only lost by 8. The only other team (including Alabama) that did that was Texas A&M, and it took them 7 OT’s to get there. Oh and UCF did this with a backup QB. But yeah, sure, let’s pretend they weren’t any good because they aren’t Power 5

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@dylansamway Shut up and come home

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@WesleyBurkert @conlars24 And I’m worth twice as much as they’re paying you

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@WesleyBurkert @conlars24 But I live in Omaha

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@Vince_Lyons I suppose that could be one translation, but that’s really a debate better fit for the philosophers with more experience in child deciphering

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@Vince_Lyons Obviously “shirk”, as in don’t shirk the $5 you owe me Vince

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@Vince_Lyons ”Dear Santa I will this for hot wheels track shrc -drawing- ooo -drawing”. My Venmo is bskiles14 thanks

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@WesleyBurkert I miss the old us.

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What I'd do to be back in high school, where "studying" meant hysterically laughing in @WesleyBurkert's basement

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@hunter_felker20 @DrPeteyHV @nitro1524 “The past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it or learn from it.” - Rafiki, 1994

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@hunter_felker20 @DrPeteyHV @nitro1524 True those were bad. But aren’t you one of those people that bitch about Husker fans always looking at previous years? 🤔