John Cooper

[John Cooper @4eleven]

@mediocrefilms I think they were referring to what Ralph was supposed to sit on.

[John Cooper @4eleven]

Here's my list:
1. Coffee
2. Comedians
3. Cars

[John Cooper @4eleven]

Don't listen to the hype. Rapture Day is October 12th this year, just like last year.
#raptureday #oct12

[John Cooper @4eleven]

If there's one thing I know I'm good at, it's making sandwiches.

[John Cooper @4eleven]

This is the part in our service where we pause to reflect on the miracle of compounded interest.

[International Space Station @Space_Station]

It's the moon, sunspots AND the station in front of the sun. @NASA photographer captures station transiting sun during #Eclipse2017

[John Cooper @4eleven]

I didn't give a rusty trumpence for that guy, anyway.

[John Cooper @4eleven]

Hey, what's the best way to ask an awkward question on social media? Asking for a friend.

[John Cooper @4eleven]

All great blasphemies begin as raspberries.

[John Cooper @4eleven]

Cooper's corollary to Niven's 5th Law:
Psychic and magical powers are NOT real, but nevertheless can be useful.

[John Cooper @4eleven]

Randomness is a distinct pattern of no discernible pattern.

[John Cooper @4eleven]

It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.

[John Cooper @4eleven]

For breakfast, I recommend three cereals, fermented curdled soy milk, and a rotten banana. It's a great baseline for the rest of the day!

[John Cooper @4eleven]

Hey Hivemind—
How do we get past all this cinnamon? It messes with my pheromone detection and itches under my exoskeleton!
Thanks Hivemind.

[John Cooper @4eleven]

May the Fifth be with you

[John Cooper @4eleven]

@Eric24440033 We're already in the teenies!

[John Cooper @4eleven]

@ABC Agent Orange should fire that dude.
(oops... too soon?)

[John Cooper @4eleven]

All the daffodils
Are beautiful memories
Crushed beneath the snow

[John Cooper @4eleven]

In case you were wondering how old I am in Venusian years, I turned 90 today!

[John Cooper @4eleven]

Climbing trees at 1 am with my unkling Bill was fun. Nice stress relief.