Aleana

[blehh @pupzypup]

bird 1: are we safe?
bird 2: yeah he only has one stone

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

Whatever Jehova witnessed I’ve seen worse

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Well aren't you a cup of a milk

[fishious @fishquichee]

Youre telling me a flea runs this market

[popsee @qopsee99]

I could fuck up a chicken case idea rn

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

You'd rather I beat a live horse? A horse with a family? With a career? With its best years still ahead of it? You're sick.

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

who up accepting the situation

[whalefact @awhalefact]

today is at least one whale’s birthday

[Chris @citehchris]

whenever i am eating a really good sandwich its like wow okay i am loving this life again

[frick @gofrickurself]

Hi and are you out to get me

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 . @misskerrington]

Early bird shit u wouldn’t get it

[crittur @miwwmiu]

Don’t ever send me a code to my email

[whalefact @awhalefact]

whales are so small now haha april fools still big

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

i am the april fool

[Great Value Beyoncé @tieshatwo]

I love a man who enjoys being useful to me

[𝑱𝒐𝒓𝒐 ⧉ @JoroJrn]

11am comes so fast in hotels like dang mr. moseby let me grab my stuff

[bigdawggg @fckoffmaebe]

hotdog in one hand, you in the other

[Mr. Mallard @distraughtduck]

consider yourself banned from the pond if you use ai

[horse @horsetwting]

holy shit

[fishious @fishquichee]

Being a pebble in a stream must feel incredible