Four Seasons. Total Landscaping.

tweeting nonsense since 2009

[Four Seasons. Total Landscaping. @4landscape_bird]

You may be wondering: who is this random account I'm suddenly following? I am a real person who is anonymising (ish) their account of > 15 years, at least for a bit. Because for some reason I can't quit this place but I don't want it to be attached to my name anymore.

[Four Seasons. Total Landscaping. @4landscape_bird]

The eldest daughter's creed:

[emilie @cbcradio2]

Now that I’ve posted about my wedding positively enough I just want to convey some wisdom from the day: never trust anyone to do anything at all, even if you love them or you pay them a lot of money. Everyone will fail you in remarkable ways. Do everything yourself

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@ducktales2020 @gracecamille_ Wtf I'm sorry

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@bugcel_ In my defense I feel awful all the time and am on a GLP1 plus a bunch of other drugs for chronic illness so I thought it was a reaction to a change in meds. 🫠

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@bugcel_ Hiiii mine was shellfish. I eat (ate) shellfish at least once a week until a month ago when I insisted on testing and they were like damn you're right and you need an epi pen it's a serious level. Basically lucky I did not die bc my dumbass didn't catch the pattern earlier.

[karIA @kari_ok6]

Me gusta que todo el mundo sigue llamando Twitter a Twitter

[Dusktorn @Dusktorn]

The worst thing about AI is that I can’t get customer service for anything anymore, the only way to reach out to a human for help involves breaking the AI chatbot first like it’s some troll at a bridge you gotta bypass

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@deliicait I thought Millie and Bug were children so I found his wording a bit concerning 😅

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@PolicyEnjodgn9 @areyouawitchor2 Obviously implied but also SPACE TRAVEL

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@TheNamesErica My oldest still isn't a fan and then I still have a new baby so still a problem lol

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@ThisIsDaveMaher @alshipley Hey at least you've got a new trending song about your town

[𝓂𝒶𝑔𝒹𝒶 @magdalenacals]

i love halloween when it’s fun and pretend and silly but i am really over the glorification of death and gore and horror

like hey maybe id like to take my baby on a walk and not see a corpse hanging from a tree while the yard is decorated like a graveyard
like that’s crazy

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Ok but also Patient Zero is about Joe "But You Don'ttttt" Jonas and The Queen of The North

[mirrorball ❤️‍🔥 @penthouseheart]

i always thought ttpd was about joe from the first listen but everyone told me different so i just shut up

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@millhist @VeryBadLlama Yeah I'm a mom so it was like so you like to hear about children eh?

[Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer]

My husband listened to Cleveland by Taylor Swift and his main critique is that "she doesn't really talk about Cleveland that much" and "I thought this was supposed to be about Cleveland"

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@bigsnugga My polish in-laws have been listening to polka music (1830s) since they were born.

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@blissnvinegar @offbeatorbit Oh I was prepared to read the worst but the good news still made me cry

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@HormoneHangover @offbeatorbit Oh I hated reading about that, I couldn't listen. I hate that you reminded me too lmao