TINA SNOW

Girlqueenpussyboss.

[lexaprofessional @queasy_f_bby]

this cat doesnt even know how stupid it looks

[Mr. Biscuit @Personhavingfun]

Why would you want flying cars Can’t you just leave the sky and the clouds alone Imagine looking up and seeing a fucking car

[кєνín @notcee_fan]

Night cold vs Morning cold

[Pan @pangrey123]

Job application be like " what's your desired salary"

Hundred billion dollars.... Next question pls

[ꫂৎ @soulesfly]

شعوب العالم من يوم جت الترجمة التلقائية

[✞Tito🥷🏽✨ @boluwatito__]

Me when someone raise their voice and I start considering the end-call button.

[naSer @iNa9eir]

الترجمة التلقائية أضافوها عشان تتعرف الشعوب على بعضها

الشعوب

[242 @yapture]

I woke up before my alarm today and genuinely caught it ringing silently 😭

[7rq @gloccnim]

Me dissociating in the middle of a conversation:

[Umer @Umerchuhghtai45]

Clear phone cases are nice until they turn that dehydrated pee color

[luna ˚꩜⋆ @coochile]

started singing in the shower thinking i was home alone and mom texted me to shut up

[cow @cowincrisis]

bitch i’m a cow

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

fool me once? shame on you. fool me twice? still shame on you. we’ve clearly established i’m easy to fool. find a more difficult challenger, loser

[‏ًً @enletritas]

yo poniéndome a cantar de la nada porque alguien dijo una palabra que aparece en una canción que conozco

[ٰ @jenrubiane]

“Twitter is for porn”

Me after reading the stupidest tweet
known to the human kind:

[senshi @senshi_real]

“minha intenção é crescer junto com a empresa”

eu se recebo uma proposta de emprego pagando mais:

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

“thanks for your payment”

me: