Patrick Stewart

For instance, I'm walking along, and I see this beautiful girl, and I think I'd like to see her naked, and so all her clothes fall off.

[Patrick Stewart @4PatrickStewart]

@ProfessorWorf @planetside2 MAKE IT SO, #Planetside2 should bring back the 3x Station Cash so I can buy offensive amounts of Station Cash.

[Bored Hobbit Toby Club🍊 @BoredHobbitClub]

Leibniz and Newton both took credit for Calculus but it had already been invented in 1483 by a cat: Duke Cornwall Cattington. #CatFacts

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@ElevationGrace I'm cold as ice. #PatrickStewart

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@farahqadri Why not both? #PatrickStewart

[Patrick Stewart @4PatrickStewart]

@robotmutant He was actually proposing to Wil Wheaton. #PatrickStewart

[Josh Romney @LilJoshRomney]

@OldManRanting1 #AnnRomney was built in #1949 but she still looks good as new! #JoshRomney

[A Human Baby @AHumanBaby]

@jenniferlulu #BabyEinstein was awesome until #CharlieSheen left the show. It isn't even funny anymore. #babyfacts

[Patrick Stewart @4PatrickStewart]

@lexis0121 Engage! #PatrickStewart

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@angelfish69 @thelifeof_rose @HollowCrownFans You MAKE space for #PatrickStewart.

[Patrick Stewart @4PatrickStewart]

#AnimatedGif of me eating a #Twinkie in the proper #British fashion: http://t.co/dfQdcsaT #PatrickStewart

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@garrulouslyours It's beautiful! #PatrickStewart

[Patrick Stewart @4PatrickStewart]

@EarthyCrunch420 I think we can make an arrangement. #PatrickStewart

[Patrick Stewart @4PatrickStewart]

@LionTheScott Thank you very much. #PatrickStewart

[Patrick Stewart @4PatrickStewart]

One #PatrickStewart, two #PatrickStewarts... oh my.

[Patrick Stewart @4PatrickStewart]

That moment when you realize you're #shaving with a #toothbrush. #PatrickStewart

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In #China, the accepted way of eating a #Twinkie is with #chopsticks, using as much #anger as possible. #PatrickStewart

[Patrick Stewart @4PatrickStewart]

Have you ever woken up and found that you were sleeping next to... yourself? #PatrickStewart

[Patrick Stewart @4PatrickStewart]

I love this one. Here I am celebrating after becoming a #knight. #PatrickStewart

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Here I am practicing #SpecialOps in a #towel while wearing #NightVision goggles. #PatrickStewart

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This is me when I was an #orthodox #jew. #PatrickStewart