Josh Romney

Fun fact: My parents Mitt and Ann Romney have never had sex. All of the Romneys are actually automatons built by clockmakers in the 1930s. #KnowledgeIsPower

[Josh Romney @LilJoshRomney]

@thewombatt BIG D AVID, I REQUEST THAT YOU PLAY "COMING OF AGE" BY FOSTER THE PEOPLE. MUCH LOVE FROM ROBOT JOSH ROMNEY.

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@thewombatt oh david, you magnificent human. how about tame impala's cover of are you a hypnotist from their joint with the flaming lips??

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@thewombatt Good pick, David. This song gets my robot gears hard.

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@thewombatt My body requests Arcade Fire - We Exist. You will be in my prayers, David.

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@infinitemining I'm interested in a preorder invite-- hugejesus<takethisout>@gmail.com

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@thewombatt can we hear crosseyed and painless from talking heads stop making sense sometime tonight? <3

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@thewombatt good Beyoncé pick

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@thewombatt yo- blow and pretty hurts are the two best tracks on beyoncé's new one. god speed, david.

[Josh Romney @LilJoshRomney]

@Jonah_Bae #MittRomney and #AnnRomney are actually programmed not to interact with each other unless they are being filmed. #JoshRomney

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@OldManRanting1 #AnnRomney was built in #1949 but she still looks good as new! #JoshRomney

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@jenniferlulu #BabyEinstein was awesome until #CharlieSheen left the show. It isn't even funny anymore. #babyfacts

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@meralda @ObamaFraud2012 I personally voted over 120,000 times in all 50 states and somehow #Obama still wins? #StolenElection #JoshRomney

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@meredithfo @ObamaFraud2012 And somehow we still lost after faking all of those votes! A travesty! #StolenElection #JoshRomney

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@KA_HappyPlace We stole this election fair and square! We even made the voting booths and #Obama still won. A sad time for evil. #JoshRomney

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@rainbird352 @CraigBowden2020 #Obama is just parading his sexy human body around to hide the fact that he lost the election! #JoshRomney

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@ObamaVSAmerica This was extremely disappointing to me because I personally helped change those ballots to #MittRomney. #JoshRomney

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@Randominance #MittRomney is designed to name his sons after characters in books he has been programmed to like. #JoshRomney #TaggartRomney

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@ChristineBerr16 @stuffthatilike @Bullies4Romney Would you like #MittRomney better if we installed a less ugly head on his body? #JoshRomney

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@IvaNikole #MittRomney's software renders him incapable of feeling anger so you can rest assured that he is not mad. #JoshRomney

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@Dawg_Houston #MittRomney's chassis can be painted any color. #JoshRomney