A Human Baby

Long thought by psychologists to be highly inquisitive and adaptable, [babies] are actually extraordinarily stupid.
-UCLA's Institute For Child Development

[A Human Baby @AHumanBaby]

@planetside2 Dear Tempest, I am a subscriber but as a baby with minimal motor skills, I suck at #PS2. Can you send this NC Baby a free gun?

[A Human Baby @AHumanBaby]

@TrueSloth @ProfessorWorf @planetside2 Sloths and Klingons don't even have money for Station Cash. Babies, on the other hand... #Planetside2

[AnActualCat @AnActualCat1]

The Ewoks in Star Wars were originally played by cats instead of midgets until George Lucas' bitter divorce with his cat in 1982. #CatFacts

[AnActualCat @AnActualCat1]

A lot of cats coordinate their actions with their nervous systems. #CatFacts

[Sentient Cat Tongue @SCatTongue]

A cat was originally cast for the role of Bilbo Baggins in the Hobbit but Peter Jackson decided to lower costs by hiring a human. #CatFacts

[AnActualCat @AnActualCat1]

Cats are made out of atoms. #CatFacts

[Bored Hobbit Toby Club🍊 @BoredHobbitClub]

@RealActualDOG That is not accurate. Male cats that own land can vote. #CatFacts

[Box Face @OriginalBoxFace]

@RealActualDOG It's almost 2013 and black cats STILL can't vote even if they're not felons. #CatFacts #Cats4Justice

[Sentient Cat Tongue @SCatTongue]

Nicki Minaj's cat snorts $850 worth of catnip per day and wrote most of her hits. #CatFacts

[Box Face @OriginalBoxFace]

Some cats are accountants. #CatFacts

[Box Face @OriginalBoxFace]

A cat went back in time to frame John Wilkes Booth for Lincoln's murder over a gambling debt owed by one of Booth's descendants. #CatFacts

[RealActualDOG @RealActualDOG]

Cats can't vote because they're all felons. #CatFacts

[Bored Hobbit Toby Club🍊 @BoredHobbitClub]

Behind humans, there are more cats employed than any other species in the CIA. #CatFacts

[A Human Baby @AHumanBaby]

@JoshRomney I said it once and I'll say it again, don't neuter me! #JoshRomney is constantly trying to neuter people. I find it offensive.

[Sentient Cat Tongue @SCatTongue]

@FactsCat @Mad_Lewis95 If a cat WANTED to fold in half more than 7 times, he would just utilize more spacial dimensions. #CatFacts

[AnActualCat @AnActualCat1]

Cats are quiet as a shadow which makes us basically built for espionage. Fact: No cat has ever been convicted of a crime. #CatFacts

[Bored Hobbit Toby Club🍊 @BoredHobbitClub]

Leibniz and Newton both took credit for Calculus but it had already been invented in 1483 by a cat: Duke Cornwall Cattington. #CatFacts

[Box Face @OriginalBoxFace]

@kaytricky @MeowFacts @lejennie94 To be fair, we eat several million people in Asia each year so it actually evens out. #CatFacts

[AnActualCat @AnActualCat1]

@MeowMix You say, "#MeowMix, Meow Mix, please deliver" but you don't even offer delivery service. I was disappointed. #CatFacts

[A Human Baby @AHumanBaby]

@ryanage Fact: Babies can't eat other babies without the risk of contracting Mad Baby disease. #babyfacts