RealActualDOG

Just a dog that owns several professional basketball teams.

[RealActualDOG @RealActualDOG]

@AnActualCat1 @TrueSloth @ProfessorWorf @planetside2 That is #RacistAgainstDogs. Of course, you should bring back 3x Station Cash for dogs.

[RealActualDOG @RealActualDOG]

@jermophobic7 The dog version of Evander Holyfield only has one ear because the other one was bitten off by dog Mike Tyson. #DogFacts

[RealActualDOG @RealActualDOG]

Cats have nuclear capabilities and stockpiles of biological weapons. #CatFacts

[AnActualCat @AnActualCat1]

The Ewoks in Star Wars were originally played by cats instead of midgets until George Lucas' bitter divorce with his cat in 1982. #CatFacts

[AnActualCat @AnActualCat1]

A lot of cats coordinate their actions with their nervous systems. #CatFacts

[Sentient Cat Tongue @SCatTongue]

A cat was originally cast for the role of Bilbo Baggins in the Hobbit but Peter Jackson decided to lower costs by hiring a human. #CatFacts

[Box Face @OriginalBoxFace]

@AnActualCat1 If you smash two cats together in a particle accelerator, they could become injured. It is not recommended. #CatFacts

[AnActualCat @AnActualCat1]

Cats are made out of atoms. #CatFacts

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@RealActualDOG That is not accurate. Male cats that own land can vote. #CatFacts

[Box Face @OriginalBoxFace]

@RealActualDOG It's almost 2013 and black cats STILL can't vote even if they're not felons. #CatFacts #Cats4Justice

[Sentient Cat Tongue @SCatTongue]

Nicki Minaj's cat snorts $850 worth of catnip per day and wrote most of her hits. #CatFacts

[Box Face @OriginalBoxFace]

Some cats are accountants. #CatFacts

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A cat went back in time to frame John Wilkes Booth for Lincoln's murder over a gambling debt owed by one of Booth's descendants. #CatFacts

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Behind humans, there are more cats employed than any other species in the CIA. #CatFacts

[RealActualDOG @RealActualDOG]

Cats can't vote because they're all felons. #CatFacts

[Sentient Cat Tongue @SCatTongue]

@FactsCat @Mad_Lewis95 If a cat WANTED to fold in half more than 7 times, he would just utilize more spacial dimensions. #CatFacts

[Box Face @OriginalBoxFace]

@wabbylou @squeejay33 It's more like we plant thoughts in their heads. For example, we might make a human want to pet or feed us. #CatFacts

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Leibniz and Newton both took credit for Calculus but it had already been invented in 1483 by a cat: Duke Cornwall Cattington. #CatFacts

[RealActualDOG @RealActualDOG]

@MeeeNoi @FactHive I call a group of three cats or more "trouble". I always watch my back if I see more than two cats in one place #CatFacts

[RealActualDOG @RealActualDOG]

@Ecrow_Warrior That sounds like a compliment to dogs. #CatFacts #DogFacts #HumanFacts