Sentient Cat Tongue

I'm like Mittens. I've got binders full of women.

[Sentient Cat Tongue @SCatTongue]

@planetside2 I missed the triple Station Cash due to disabilities related to being a sentient cat tongue. Please bring back the sale! #PS2

[Sentient Cat Tongue @SCatTongue]

@jimmiej76084117 @GreenSmooth31 I don't know what that means but I like it.

[Sentient Cat Tongue @SCatTongue]

@sleepflower_ Holy guacamole! #CatFacts

[AnActualCat @AnActualCat1]

The Ewoks in Star Wars were originally played by cats instead of midgets until George Lucas' bitter divorce with his cat in 1982. #CatFacts

[Sentient Cat Tongue @SCatTongue]

@jermophobic7 THE BETTER TO LICK YOU WITH, MY DEAR. #CatFacts

[AnActualCat @AnActualCat1]

A lot of cats coordinate their actions with their nervous systems. #CatFacts

[Box Face @OriginalBoxFace]

@AnActualCat1 If you smash two cats together in a particle accelerator, they could become injured. It is not recommended. #CatFacts

[AnActualCat @AnActualCat1]

Cats are made out of atoms. #CatFacts

[Box Face @OriginalBoxFace]

@RealActualDOG It's almost 2013 and black cats STILL can't vote even if they're not felons. #CatFacts #Cats4Justice

[Box Face @OriginalBoxFace]

Some cats are accountants. #CatFacts

[Sentient Cat Tongue @SCatTongue]

A cat was originally cast for the role of Bilbo Baggins in the Hobbit but Peter Jackson decided to lower costs by hiring a human. #CatFacts

[Sentient Cat Tongue @SCatTongue]

Nicki Minaj's cat snorts $850 worth of catnip per day and wrote most of her hits. #CatFacts

[Box Face @OriginalBoxFace]

@wabbylou @squeejay33 It's more like we plant thoughts in their heads. For example, we might make a human want to pet or feed us. #CatFacts

[Sentient Cat Tongue @SCatTongue]

@FactsCat @Mad_Lewis95 If a cat WANTED to fold in half more than 7 times, he would just utilize more spacial dimensions. #CatFacts

[AnActualCat @AnActualCat1]

Cats are quiet as a shadow which makes us basically built for espionage. Fact: No cat has ever been convicted of a crime. #CatFacts

[Bored Hobbit Toby Club🍊 @BoredHobbitClub]

Leibniz and Newton both took credit for Calculus but it had already been invented in 1483 by a cat: Duke Cornwall Cattington. #CatFacts

[Sentient Cat Tongue @SCatTongue]

@joeethomas15 Cats have claws so sharp that they can literally tear Twitter users who post empty #CatFacts. #JustKiddingButWatchYourBack

[Sentient Cat Tongue @SCatTongue]

@ShaeliRennae @joeethomas15 I'd like to point out that men can leave their estates to their cats when they die. Cats invest well. #CatFacts

[Sentient Cat Tongue @SCatTongue]

@TylerKoenig6 "GET OFF MY PLANE" - Harrison Ford, Air Force One. #CatFacts

[Sentient Cat Tongue @SCatTongue]

@BayleeBrimhall AS IF #HUMANCATS ARE ANY BETTER? Grow some whiskers or eat a live mouse without throwing up if you're so cool. #CatFacts