Chaos

help?

[Chaos @4rapid12]

Nonbinary people are so silly cause what do you mean you are stronger than societal gender roles but not stronger than sleeves

[Chaos @4rapid12]

I genuinely couldn't think of a single product or service I would need promotional emails for.

[Chaos @4rapid12]

Every so often I black out and wake up having applied to 327 jobs

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

COLLINS: After you told ICE to get the F out of the city, I've seen a lot of Republicans criticizing you for escalating tensions. What do you say to that?

JACOB FREY: I'm so sorry if I offered their Disney princess ears, but here's the thing: if we're talking about what's inflammatory, on one hand you got someone who dropped an F bomb and on the other you have someone who killed somebody else

[Chaos @4rapid12]

I don't need therapy, I just need:

scrunch face kermit

[Chaos @4rapid12]

When ur trying to flirt over text but ypu keep mispeling works

[Chaos @4rapid12]

The left turn lane makes me feel like a second-class citizen.

[Chaos @4rapid12]

LATER IS MY FAVORITE WORD!! PROCRASTINATION IS A LIFESTYLE!! I hate it

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

"you're sick for wishing death on someone"

charlie kirk😭:

[Chaos @4rapid12]

Queer friendships are so weird. Its like, "Hey, these are my buddies Jax, Gray, and Finn. I've slept with all of them. Omg do you want me to set you up with them?"

[Chaos @4rapid12]

Normalize ending conversations with "okay that's all, bye."

[Chaos @4rapid12]

I NEED TO STOP SCROLLING ON HERE ITS LITERALLY LIKE A GAME THAT IS DESIGNED TO MAKE YOU MAD

[Chaos @4rapid12]

It's the first date and they are helping me move a mattress. Gays are so weird.

[Chaos @4rapid12]

We have a sequel photo

[Tommy Bowe @TomeyBones]

Happy pride

[Chaos @4rapid12]

Some people just have the vibe to them that you know their room is a black hole of mess and I dont trust that

[Chaos @4rapid12]

It's pride month month again, but some of y'all have been way too gay lately already. Let's let others have a turn, shall we, queen mama?

[Rep. Jamie Raskin @RepRaskin]

“Poor man wanna be rich. Rich man wanna be king. The king ain’t satisfied ‘til he rules everything.”—Springsteen, Badlands

[Chaos @4rapid12]

I think my duolingo prompts are trying to get me to do drugs

[Chaos @4rapid12]

"Oh I kinda just listen to everything"

[Chaos @4rapid12]

I swear the sun only comes out just to make the hot alt baddies wear less clothes and give me gender envy