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women want me fish fear me || 23 || NJ

[zazzed™️ @4thduke]

when i'm being buried, place a beyblade in my hands and as i'm being lowered down, have everyone say in unison, "let it r.i.p"

[zazzed™️ @4thduke]

returning to twitter to find out whats going on with mom jeans

[elizabeth 🤓 @elizardbethc]

this is christmas for bisexual millennial women that only date men

[zazzed™️ @4thduke]

listn to it ? download it? if u want ? https://t.co/RHbjAsm0o4

[zazzed™️ @4thduke]

i made an album :) https://t.co/KvdYcDv9Yw via @YouTube

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

a wild thing to say as the president of the united states of america which is definitely a part of the world and has a jewish population of 6.3 million

[armand pr crisis manager @bisexualcrises]

the last of us stans showing off their favorite characters https://t.co/RAadJWeCUj

[heath 🎱🪲 @heathoween]

kermie nation rise

[zazzed™️ @4thduke]

he kansas city that isn't in kansas is wild bc imagine living in new mexico and having a place called like ohio town

[zazzed™️ @4thduke]

christmas shopping has turned into me going into stores , taking pictures of things i want to buy myself after the holidays, and leaving

[zazzed™️ @4thduke]

taking a "do i have anxiety" test online knowing what the answer will be

[zety @fallingforruin]

matty healy in a couple of decade i fear

[zazzed™️ @4thduke]

people talk about unrealistic body standards like its a new thing as if ladies weren't making their titties look as pointy as fucking possible in the 50's

[jesse @skeletonheadz]

my roommate just sent her 5 year old daughter to her room bc she was acting up at the dinner table. she walks into her room crying and I swear on everything this girl picks up a harmonica and starts playin the shit out of it like damn she really got the blues huh

[zazzed™️ @4thduke]

im so terrified of heidi klum

[Ganser 🫠 @Ganserband]

no words, RIP Angelo Badalamenti one of the greatest. please watch this.
https://t.co/oiSQLBJ3YV

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

We have to keep dissing the Nazis all the time.

[zazzed™️ @4thduke]

tbh whoever made this commercial was right this is what i feel like when i'm high

[zazzed™️ @4thduke]

i dont care about kanye west i care about slime rancher

[zazzed™️ @4thduke]

the answer was infront of me the whole time how could i have been so blind

[juanchis @__juanchis]

@4thduke feet

[zazzed™️ @4thduke]

how do u get extra money without doing more job