Richard Avery

I believe myself as an intelligent, nomadic savant. One out of three isn't bad.

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@waksinglyrical @paulbhampton @mehdirhasan Sorry for the misunderstanding. I'm talking about the performance on the pitch.

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@waksinglyrical @paulbhampton @mehdirhasan The teams and quality of football made it amazing. Qatar were, by far, the worst host nation to perform at a world cup ever.

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@ufcfooty https://t.co/WC4PQiijEI

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20 years ago today, in the 2002 World Cup, Mexico strung 14 consecutive pases from one end of the pitch to another so that Jared Borgetti could score this incredible header vs. Gianluigi Buffon and a very tough Italy squad

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#horizonslive out of everything you've spoken about this evening, what do you hope you're wrong about?

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@bmay As a 20 stone, 41 year old father, I'm offended Theresa Coffey has stolen my look.

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@PoliticsJOE_UK Time

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@UberFacts Doggystyle

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@FootballJOE Tim Sherwood

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@BiteYourBrum Hey Baby - DJ Ötzi

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@rickygervais Television/dysentery, alcohol/famine, nonces/books (no pets, comedy, medicine and serial killers would be tough)

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@bet365 No VAR for offsides. Technology is available to put into players boots that will be more accurate.

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@talkSPORT Chris Smalling

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@433 Howard the duck

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@UberFacts People using handkerchiefs

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@sportbible MK Dons

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@NOT_MOTD Don't put melts on tv

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@UberFacts Whacky Races

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@rainnwilson Probably

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@sportbible Undoubtedly

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@Baddiel All undercover MI5 agents posing as celebrities to infiltrate the masses??