justin senno

Im an idiot

[justin senno @4WildBlueYonder]

How many times has @tedcruz tried to feed a stray cat to an ATM?

[justin senno @4WildBlueYonder]

'I believe the children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way.' #FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes

[justin senno @4WildBlueYonder]

What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread? Was it just bread? How bout before that was it flour? Before that grains? Then seeds?. u get it

[justin senno @4WildBlueYonder]

Michael Mann took the phrase 'Actions speak louder than words' too literally when directing 'Heat'.

[justin senno @4WildBlueYonder]

@BernieSanders looks like someone unsuccessfully trying to get a waiter's attention to ask for ketchup #DemDebate

[justin senno @4WildBlueYonder]

90s under my husband America had a Full House, under Obama(my bff) we have Fuller House, with my leadership we will have the Fullest House.

[justin senno @4WildBlueYonder]

@KFCBarstool Here comes the Hotstepper #bonerjams

[justin senno @4WildBlueYonder]

Trump University charged people $35,000 and all they walked away with with a useless certificate. Sounds like every other college to me

[justin senno @4WildBlueYonder]

When is something being flat good? Flat tires, bad. Flat women, bad. Flat balls bad. I want my taxes round. #GOPDebate #deflatecruz

[justin senno @4WildBlueYonder]

We have Kurds in Iraq and Turds on this stage #GOPDebate

[justin senno @4WildBlueYonder]

I don't need an email from Ted Cruz to know Ben Carson is no longer in this race. #GOPDebate

[justin senno @4WildBlueYonder]

'We won't confirm Obamas nominee for Supreme Court Justice even if it's judge Smails from Caddyshack.' #GOPDebate

[justin senno @4WildBlueYonder]

@HillaryClinton is dressed like Varys from @GameOfThrones. Too bad Martin omalley isn't there to be Littlefinger #DemDebate

[justin senno @4WildBlueYonder]

The #DemDebate looks like it's being held in a 3rd graders diorama

[justin senno @4WildBlueYonder]

#PeytonManning Tomorrow when I'm hungover, order Papa Johns to be delivered (in my wife's name)drink some Gatorade and watch Direct tv.

[justin senno @4WildBlueYonder]

#PeytonManning: I'm going to drink some bud heavys then I'm going to get in my Buick. When I inevitably crash I'm going to call Nationwide

[justin senno @4WildBlueYonder]

Cam Newton only takes team pictures while the game is still going on and leaves press conferences early to beat traffic. #CamNewton

[justin senno @4WildBlueYonder]

This is why @BernieSanders is against Wall Street he has seen the shell game in Brooklyn #DemDebate https://t.co/Psdo3KHyyN

[justin senno @4WildBlueYonder]

@BernieSanders gets donations in the same denominations as I get birthday checks from my grandparents #$27 #DemDebate

[justin senno @4WildBlueYonder]

I know @BernieSanders is old, but @HillaryClinton why you yelling #DemDebate