HeadButterBot (Stuffer of Channels)

Recovering HF Manager. Market Neutral / Event Driven. Currently working as a PM at Lucifer's multi manager platform.

[HeadButterBot (Stuffer of Channels) @4xRevenue]

Had Theranos gone public, it'd be 600b market cap by now. If you're going to lie, lie big, lie loud, lie strong, lie like $tsla.

[Charley Grant @CGrantWSJ]

It really is amazing how few lessons were actually learned from Theranos.

[HeadButterBot (Stuffer of Channels) @4xRevenue]

Bout fckn time

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

$TSLA

TESLA MUST FACE CALIFORNIA DMV'S FALSE AUTOPILOT MARKETING CASE

[HeadButterBot (Stuffer of Channels) @4xRevenue]

Hard Knocks is cursed
#jets

[HeadButterBot (Stuffer of Channels) @4xRevenue]

Musk bought $TWTR because of $tslaq. All the ex fanbois’ might want to think hard on that.

[HeadButterBot (Stuffer of Channels) @4xRevenue]

This isn't a parody? OMG!! Dying...

[Heshmat Alavi's Trenchcoat @UrOrientalist]

Dumbest people on the planet

[HeadButterBot (Stuffer of Channels) @4xRevenue]

Priceless.
A True Idiot

🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

$tsla just cuz

[JC Oviedo @JCOviedo6]

Undefeated

[HeadButterBot (Stuffer of Channels) @4xRevenue]

#hurricanenicole meh…
🤷🏼‍♂️

[HeadButterBot (Stuffer of Channels) @4xRevenue]

@JCOviedo6 @elonmusk Small hands.

[HeadButterBot (Stuffer of Channels) @4xRevenue]

Wonder Twits unite!!

Form of

Egomaniacs!!!!!

🤭🤭

[Suspected Saboteur @ShortingIsFun]

The pushback against this Tweet was immediate and Elon deleted it. You had literally everyone on $TWTR calling him an Anti-Semite. So much for him “using Twitter wisely…” $TSLA #ESG

[HeadButterBot (Stuffer of Channels) @4xRevenue]

Shame. Used to be a nice forest there...

$tsla

[Suspected Saboteur @ShortingIsFun]

$TSLA Giga Berlin seems to have produced more trash than cars.

[HeadButterBot (Stuffer of Channels) @4xRevenue]

Somewhere, Turing ponders….

Read the conversations that helped convince a Google engineer an artificial intelligence chatbot had become sentient: 'I am often trying to figure out who and what I am' https://t.co/qBIxpBc2pm

[HeadButterBot (Stuffer of Channels) @4xRevenue]

Seen in a recent fortune cookie….

[luis carruthers @orthereaboot]

Friendly Friday Reminder-

Where There's Fraud, There's McKinsey™️

[HeadButterBot (Stuffer of Channels) @4xRevenue]

@MotherCabriniNY @Bobs_burgs9119 @orthereaboot I think you're underestimating.

[HeadButterBot (Stuffer of Channels) @4xRevenue]

He’s not wrong….. $tsla

[HeadButterBot (Stuffer of Channels) @4xRevenue]

If he worms his way out of this, I’m not sure why we bother w a legal system anymore. $tsla

Twitter just hired a big-name law firm to sue Elon Musk for dropping out of $44 billion takeover bid, report says https://t.co/JYZpxxySgQ

[HeadButterBot (Stuffer of Channels) @4xRevenue]

If this is true, it’s outright fraud.
$tsla
@SEC_Enforcement

[HeadButterBot (Stuffer of Channels) @4xRevenue]

And to think how much time was wasted trying to predict these numbers

@orthereaboot figured it out a while back.

What will deliveries be next quarter?

“Whatever $tsla wants”

What a joke. $tsla

[HeadButterBot (Stuffer of Channels) @4xRevenue]

So when this vaporware gets recalled, do all those lemmings who paid for it get their money back?

$tsla

Elon Musk's regulatory woes mount as U.S. moves closer to recalling Tesla's self-driving software | Fortune https://t.co/wQG5m3dkSh

[HeadButterBot (Stuffer of Channels) @4xRevenue]

@business_douche @C_S_Skeptic Very true

[HeadButterBot (Stuffer of Channels) @4xRevenue]

Sooo, making false claims to raise billions is illegal?? 🤔🤔🤔

$tsla

https://t.co/aQURqvkuq3

[HeadButterBot (Stuffer of Channels) @4xRevenue]

It's been more than 3 years unfortunately.

$tsla

[luis carruthers @orthereaboot]

we've been pointing this out for 3 years

https://t.co/4cvl4WiySw