Him: you better not be using the large chambers of your proboscis-like snout (which unfortunately leave you susceptible to respiratory infection)to filter dust and warm the freezing air you breathe on the harsh Mongolian steppe
Me:
You deserve people in your life who think you are a big deal. No competition, no backhanded comments, no jealously, no comparison, no hate just simply “I love you and there is nobody like you and there will only ever be one of you” type energy