LaMelo Bald

Soulquarian

[Luke Jahn @LukeJahn_]

Remember in school how they told us Hitler literally killed everybody who wasn’t blonde haired and blue eyes 😭🤣🤣

How we ever fell for this was incredible propaganda on their part.

[LaMelo Bald @500daysofLance]

Lmfaooooooooo

[LaMelo Bald @500daysofLance]

People have been so brainwashed by Apple, it's amazing

[Shoe @samosaur]

I use a Mac. That is literally the only reason I stay on the iPhone.

The typing experience, literally the most core function of a phone/pocket computer, is absolutely horrendous on the iPhone, and it has been for years. For those who haven’t used a newer android, especially a Samsung, it’s a night and day experience.

Autocorrect just works on android. No going back to make sure the iPhone didn’t change a word 3 lines ago just because it felt like it. No issues with changing common words for nonsense you’d have to use a dictionary to even know what it means. It just works.

Also, voice dictation is nearly flawless.

I simply don’t understand how Apple is the leading tech firm in the world and had to partner with google’s Gemini just to get AI to work natively on its device, and after running iOS 27 beta this whole summer, I can’t wrap my head around how typing is still this bad. (Typing this post on my iPhone now, and it’s a constant flurry of deleting and retyping.)

I’m only here for the sync between my Mac and this phone for airdrops and native messages.

[LaMelo Bald @500daysofLance]

Back in the 90s, cock meant pussy. Nowadays, you gotta be an old head to recognize lol

[LaCook 💣 @CookedByyLamar]

Know her head and cock good then a mf

[LaMelo Bald @500daysofLance]

Shit so gay lmaooooo

Niggas get buff and start complimenting each other 😂

[LaMelo Bald @500daysofLance]

What happened to gym culture? Niggas used to show off for girls...now its just niggas showing off for other niggas lol

[LaMelo Bald @500daysofLance]

@DragonflyJonez Brunson >>> SGA 👀👀

[LaMelo Bald @500daysofLance]

@big_business_ We know what time it is

[LaMelo Bald @500daysofLance]

@Mooz_The_Alpha The 2s might be the heaviest shoe I done ever put my foot in...that includes steel toe boots 😂

[LaMelo Bald @500daysofLance]

@calvingonba Jabari Parker was in there too

[LaMelo Bald @500daysofLance]

@big_business_ @GhostfaceKillah GFK rapping over the Delfonics is forever the jam

[LaMelo Bald @500daysofLance]

Whole theater smelling like leftover tilapia smfh

[John F. Kennedy Jr Q @Real_JFK_Jr_]

Even when the lights go off in a cinema hall, you can still be seen on camera—most theatres use infrared (IR) night-vision cameras.

IR light is invisible to the human eye, but cameras capture it clearly.

In complete darkness, the camera switches to night mode and records everything in black and white.

So no matter how dark it gets, the camera sees everything inside the theatre. 🎥

[LaMelo Bald @500daysofLance]

@Zvbear Mans is a true Shakespeare of his time

[… @Dreadful4Tymes]

Every time they disguise something as “to protect the kids” just know that’s the last thing on their mind.

Protecting kids is just something most humane ppl would support so they sprinkle it in there to gain support.

But the files dropped & not one person has been arrested you think our government gives a fuck about protecting kids? I need yall to think critically.

[Larry Legend @larryislegend]

Saying Deron Williams vs CP3 wasn’t a conversation is letting me and everybody who was there know, you wasn’t there.

[LaMelo Bald @500daysofLance]

@DissidentDairy @WomanDefiner I don't disagree, but verbage is everything.

When was the last time you said "I'm going to get a mass amount of chicken nuggets."?

Clearly, the intent here is obvious

[LaMelo Bald @500daysofLance]

@WomanDefiner This is disingenuous tho...

They are counting shootings with 2 or more people as "mass shootings". When have you ever said MASS and meant 2 of something? Lol

[LaMelo Bald @500daysofLance]

@thekidet I don't think you got crossed. You just guessed wrong.

But to call that shit a "change of hands" is crazy work lol

[Tim Burke @_tim_burke]

"Regulate" by Warren G and Nate Dogg is a perfect song.