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ggwp

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bf said my tweets are too niche

[jawn didion @tinndfishmonger]

Throw your hair in a claw clip, put on some Alo sweatpants, get behind the wheel of a massive white SUV, and handle it

[Overwatch Cavalry @OWCavalry]

Happy Birthday to Cassidy, the sharpshooting outlaw of #Overwatch 🤠

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@BootsRiley yes yes of course!! :D and i'm taking my friend to see it tomorrow

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boots riley i love u

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fuck you blizzard

[Christopher Hale @ChristopherHale]

NEW: Pope Leo XIV does 67.

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do mentally stable people exist in plat

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@FF_XIV_EN @FinalFantasy WHATTTTTT

[Apply @Apply]

IF YOU JOIN TALON, YOU A BITCH.

WINSTON NEVER LET YOU DOWN.

10 YEARS STRAIGHT HE WAS ON YOUR SIDE? YOU GONNA SWITCH UP ON HIM? YOU ARE A HOE

[Complex @Complex]

Scientists found SpongeBob & Patrick during an ocean expedition 😭

During a 2021 NOAA deep-sea expedition, scientists spotted a yellow sponge and a pink sea star sitting side by side nearly 6,200 feet below the Atlantic. Marine biologist Christopher Mah joked they looked like SpongeBob and Patrick, causing the photo to quickly go viral.

[via/ NOAA]

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@SOKENsquareenix based

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@clop_01 pretty good...had a delightful little egg for bfast

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i can usually gauge how my work day's going to go based on whether or not i'm able to peel and eat an egg uninterrupted first thing in the morning

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(today i had to wait until 11:30 and it took me 2 sittings)

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they removed the gerbil from my colon today 😞

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@beastmodality its our culture .

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@beastmodality manifesting a seaside bakery boy for u 🙏

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new ow hero doesnt have a chinese accent ☹️