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[tv dinner guy (TVDG) @ITweetDinners]

If universal is hiring hot latinas to act like they’re obsessed with me I will deadass be there every single fucking night

[ابن أوتشيها 🏴‍☠️ @SomaliSasuke]

got my first boner from her and jade on victorious when i was 6 until the elites sucked the adrenochrome off her and now she look like a holocaust victim. oh mai gah

[Quade @TheShootyGuy]

Using this app after the UI update

[The surgery. @woundjob]

these aren’t people who plan to be on earth very long so you gotta just have this mindset and push

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

To the legends out there destroying flock cameras I just want you to know America salutes you 🫡

[entomologically evil @duraframeyebot]

fallout new vegas 2 with even more blackjack and hookers

[Tony “Boss” Balls @TonyBossBalls]

Just seen 2 Jewish guys go on shark tank. They didn’t even have a product just asked for money.

[The People’s Champion 🇯🇲🇵🇰🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @troopzafc]

This is wild beyond belief lol them bloods prob thought this was really the end 🤣🤣🤣

[Mightykeef @MightyKeef]

2-0 FUCK NIGGA! FUCK A KANGAROO 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[scallop girl @pasta_niece]

almost got pissed about this but then remembered not everyone grew up in southeastern MA

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

"squirt is pee" ok i made her cum so hard she peed thats talent

[Styx @wishthewrstt]

passenger seat n finger on the trigger #GiveThatManHisGunBack

[Mariam @Gaismair]

all he did was smoke crack and bang chicks I don't get it

[areola grande @trilllqueen]

okc crowd chanting flopper crazy as hell. they’re ranked 50th in education so them having 0 awareness checks out

[quinn 🍁 @moekaboobs]

i like girls with autism, it gives women a human side that they don't often have

[Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm]

now i know how our grandparents felt watching wilt

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

Women still make terrible choices at the cellular level, amazing discovery

[Black Leon Kennedy 🇫🇷 @easymoneydarien]

If trump not dead don’t interrupt my sports to tell me shit. Even if he is dead don’t interrupt it i don’t care.